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1. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   August 20, 2004 8:38am UTC
   In order to succeed, your desire for success must be greater than your fear of failure.
   
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2. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   August 16, 2004 7:08pm UTC
   I'm having a staring contest with the TV.
   
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3. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 4:03pm UTC
   "Well?" said Ron finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
   Harry considered for a moment.
   "Wet," he said truthfully.
   Ron made a noice that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell.
   "Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily.
   "Oh," said Ron, his smile fading slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?"
   "Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
   
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4. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 4:02pm UTC
   "--but you get these massive pus-filled boils too," said George, "and we haven't worked out how to get rid of them yet."
   "I can't see any boils," said Ron, staring at the twins.
   "No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public --"
   "-- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the --"
   
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5. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 4:02pm UTC
   "The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all."
   "I wouldn't be on it," Ron told her cuttingly. "They might not count as clothes. They didn't look anything like hats to me, more like woolly bladders."
   
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6. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 4:02pm UTC
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7. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 4:00pm UTC
   Trelawney: "The fates have informed me that your examination in June will concern the orb, and I am anxious to give you sufficient practice."
   Hermione: "Well honestly..."the fates have informed her"...who sets date of the exam? She does! What an amazing prediction!"
   
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8. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 4:00pm UTC
   Trelawny: "Would anyone like me to help interpet the shadowy realms within their orb?"
   Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."
   
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9. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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   July 30, 2004 3:58pm UTC
   "I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your mean stature...tragic losses so young in life...I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?"
   "No," said Harry, "I was born in July."
   Ron hastily turned his laugh into a hacking cough.
   
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10. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    July 30, 2004 3:56pm UTC
    Basketball isn't everything... but it's right up there with oxygen.
    
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11. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    April 22, 2004 4:37pm UTC
    Ways to "Go"
    When nature calls, you'd probably rather not stand up and announce to friends or family: "I have to pee." Here are some more poetic ways to let them know you have to go.
    "I have to go....
    ...water the lawn."
    ...unleash the torrents of a thousand monsoons."
    ...work on my imitation of the Trevi fountain."
    ...put the P in porcelain."
    ...take a trip to Urinopolis."
    
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12. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    April 8, 2004 2:33pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons, SELL them on eBay!!!
    
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13. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    March 1, 2004 3:42pm UTC
    Ev'ry body in da club get tipsy, *t
    ip
    sy*
    *tip
    sy*
    ^^This doesn't work very well in this type of font^^
    
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14. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    February 27, 2004 3:10pm UTC
    Hi, I'm Mark and I'm a control freak.
    But this is overeaters annoymous.
    NOT ANYMORE!
    
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15. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    February 23, 2004 3:48pm UTC
    From the movie Airplane:
    Captain: I need you to fly this plane.
    Man: Sureley, you can't be serious.
    Captain: I am, and don't call me Shurley.
    
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16. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    January 31, 2004 6:04pm UTC
    The definition for love is: a deep affection for someone; devotion for someone.
    You said you loved me but oviously you got the definition wrong.
    
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17. LauReNLeMonHeAd
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    January 29, 2004 1:40pm UTC
    Either get busy livin' or get busy diein'.
    -Red, The ShawShank Redemption
    
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