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  ok for everyone who highlighted this,
if you could do something for me
to make everyone who looks
at this feel like a complete idiot,
i would laugh my Az$ off and im
sure you would too

1. fav this quote so everyone wonders why a blank quote got so famous

2. write a comment that has absolutly nothing to do with this, like my grandma eats cheese with snow tooo, or i absolutely love monkeys that eat sand

3. follow me if you want to because more funny things are comin up lol

PEACEEEEE

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ok for everyone who highlighted this, if you could do something

62 faves · 27 comments · Nov 24, 2010 8:41pm

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SBKiloveyou · 1 decade ago
DUDE . i love taylor murray too <3
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BlackNWhite_Quotes · 1 decade ago
I love goatts too 9:
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liveandlearn_12 · 1 decade ago
woah, you're a wizard too?
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pinkpolkadots17 · 1 decade ago
i sometimes feel like a ganster tooo! :)
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BEACHYLOVE · 1 decade ago
That large man in the speedo was very friendly:)
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juicylouisprada · 1 decade ago
jocked!!
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missconceitedxxx · 1 decade ago
My pet chicken is stalking me.
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confusedmuch4472 · 1 decade ago
i see cows with purple and yellow spots instead of white and black spots too!
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hellothereitsmealexis · 1 decade ago
ohmygosssh! i made a sweater out of goat fur too, took forever tho(:
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il0vey0ux3 · 1 decade ago
mmy goldfish thinks your pet snake is cute. (;
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smileyash227 · 1 decade ago
i lovw pillows made of cheese
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alaskaflorida13 · 1 decade ago
I might even be a rockstar! :D
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xodanceintherainxo · 1 decade ago
i love heart shaped acorns too !
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ohdangitskels · 1 decade ago
I love going there! Wait...it's next to that one place...with the doors and windows...across from the building with stairs...right?
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lovinglife · 1 decade ago
I still want to see a sasquatch in a Tutu you lucky but :(
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2_Crazy56 · 1 decade ago
omfg...my goldfish is a ninja eating pie-licking pineapple!!!
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XxIMMYxX · 1 decade ago
OMG i cant believe your pet rock it called Roderick..i just wanted to say my piece of pet cheese is feeling great ;)
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hannahbreanne97 · 1 decade ago
omg i have a pillow made of cheesecake too!!
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dancedisasterxo · 1 decade ago
my pet turtle has a ninja hat(;
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bemyromeo · 1 decade ago
thats so weird ! ya know whats better? when the chicken didnt cross the road and let the egg go first, but then it fried on the parkway in front of a yellow hummer and got 1 milion life poiints and came back to life, and the chicken finally crossed the road, but it ate the egg. karma's a .
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