My bike was
stolen from my front lawn
last week. It is a one-speed bike with
a skull flag and a lighting bolt on
it. The lighting bolt and flag may
have been removed.
This bike was brand new from the store.
NO
REWARD
I don't even want this bike back. I just
made these flyers to tell you, bike thief,
I hope you ride my bike without a helmet
and get hit my a monster truck. I hope my
bike takes you
straight to
Hell.
