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AbsoluteChaos

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Member Since: 20 Jul 2010 11:58pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 117365

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Bye Loves! I've moved onto a different website.
www.mental-maygun.tumblr.com 


 

  1. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    I LOOK AT YOU
    YOU LOOK AT ME
    WE BOTH LOOK AWAY (gotcha.)

  2. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:21pm UTC
    I WILL FORGET YOU BY TOMORROW BUT RIGHT NOW,
    OH MAN
    OH MAN

  3. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:20pm UTC
    Y O U C A N N O T S A V E P E O P L E...
    YOU CAN ONLY
    LOVE THEM

  4. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:17pm UTC
    People ask me why it's so hard to trust others,
    i ask them why it's so hard to keep a promise.

  5. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    ★ , JUST LOOK UP, WE ARE BOTH .
    UNDER THE SAME STARRY SKY★

  6. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 10:28pm UTC
    I REVEALED TOO MUCH, TOO SOON.
    I was emotionally slutty.

  7. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 10:13pm UTC
    Today, my grandpa told me the story of how he met
    my grandma, who passed away five years ago. He
    said they met on a blind date, because her original
    date couldn't make it, so he sent my grandpa in his place.
    My grandpa laughed as said to me this
    "That guy really missed out." His LGMH

  8. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    I LOOK AT YOU
    YOU LOOK AT ME
    WE BOTH LOOK AWAY (gotcha.)

  9. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 9:50pm UTC
    YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO FIGHT ALONE,
    you shouldn't have to fight at all.

  10. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    “YOUR BODY ISN'T D i SGUST i NG
    SOCIETY IS.”

  11. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Lois: Peter he's just a baby you have to let this go.
    Peter: My baby boy got beat up by a girl.
    Lois: Peter what exactly are you worried is gonna happen after this
    Peter: World War five.
    Lois: Peter, we've been over this.
    There has to be a World War three and four first.
    Peter: Oh no, that's the beauty of World War five Lois.
    It's so intense it skips over the other two.
    Lois: Peter it doesn't wor-
    Peter: I HAVE SPOKEN!
    -FAMILY GUY
    + not mine, but to funny to not post again. Sorry!

  12. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 9:12pm UTC
    all you had to do
    was call me.

  13. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 9:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2010 8:46pm UTC
    Doing what you like is freedom;
    liking what you do is happiness.

  15. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    MISSING
    (drawn from memory may not be to scale)
    b
    (20 inched wheels)
    My bike was stolen from my front lawn
    last week. It is a one-speed bike with
    a skull flag and a lighting bolt on it. The
    lighting bolt and flag may have been removed.
    This bike was brand new from the store.
    NO REWARD
    I don't even want this bike back. I just
    made these flyers to tell you, bike thief,
    I hope you ride my bike without a helmet
    and get hit my a monster truck. I hope my
    bike takes you straight to Hell.

  16. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2010 8:41pm UTC
    I S I T A R O U N D A N D W A I T T O S E E I F H E ' L L T E X T M E F I R S T .
    He never does.

  17. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2010 12:38pm UTC
    I should have been sad when my flashlight died,
    but i was delighted.

  18. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    we like people not so
    much for how we feel
    about them, but for
    how they make us
    feel about ourselves
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  19. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2010 12:21pm UTC
    Give Someone An Instant Facelift!
    you say:"Hey you!"
    person says:"what? >:["
    you say: "You look awesome today!"
    *person smiles*
    Hahahah I don't know if everyone will get this... but try it to your friends (:

  20. AbsoluteChaos AbsoluteChaos
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    i think i'll go anti-love.
    really, who wants butterflies
    in their stomach
    and your heart skipping beats?
    that can't be safe.
    not my format-sorry!

:)

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