Today, my grandpa told me the story of how he met my grandma, who passed away five years ago. He said they met on a blind date, because her original date couldn't make it, so he sent my grandpa in his place. My grandpa laughed as said to me this "That guy really missed out." His LGMH
Lois: Peter he's just a baby you have to let this go. Peter: My baby boy got beat up by a girl. Lois: Peter what exactly are you worried is gonna happen after this Peter: World War five. Lois: Peter, we've been over this. There has to be a World War three and four first. Peter: Oh no, that's the beauty of World War five Lois. It's so intense it skips over the other two. Lois: Peter it doesn't wor- Peter: I HAVE SPOKEN! -FAMILY GUY + not mine, but to funny to not post again. Sorry!
MISSING (drawn from memory may not be to scale) b (20 inched wheels) My bike was stolen from my front lawn last week. It is a one-speed bike with a skull flag and a lighting bolt on it. The lighting bolt and flag may have been removed. This bike was brand new from the store. NO REWARD I don't even want this bike back. I just made these flyers to tell you, bike thief, I hope you ride my bike without a helmet and get hit my a monster truck. I hope my bike takes you straight to Hell.
Give Someone An Instant Facelift! you say:"Hey you!" person says:"what? >:[" you say: "You look awesome today!" *person smiles* Hahahah I don't know if everyone will get this... but try it to your friends (: