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Dear Twilight fans,

 

 Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

                                     Sincerely, Logic.

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Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are

149 faves · 4 comments · Sep 13, 2010 11:54am

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Flopsy222 · 1 decade ago
ummmm ok fyi most people dont want to "do it" with edward its jacob we want and even if you do like edward most girls think hes hot and dont think about doing that with him OKKK
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xRave_Lollipopx · 1 decade ago
finally some gets it! xD
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RadioactiveDating · 1 decade ago
FTW.
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cullen4lifex3 · 1 decade ago
I literalllyyyy laughed ouuuttt louudddd ahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!
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