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  1. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 8:18pm UTC
    NOBODY CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO,
    WHEN IT COMES TO ME AND YOU <3
    all mine, no jocking !

  2. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    +&& you know you really
    love him when you've been together
    for 3 months
    and you still get butterflies when
    your on your way to see him <3
    all mine :]

  3. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    Dear Witty Guys,
    never ever give up on a girl
    always tell her shes amazing,
    always tell her shes beautiful (not sexy or hot. beautiful),
    always tell her you'll always be there,
    always tell her she means the world to you,
    always tell her shes your lifee..
    even if she denys it..
    cause deep down she believes you and she will always remember you for it
    <3
    all mine no jocking

  4. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3. copy, paste, and change the color of "kissing test"
    4. add this quote
    5.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast

  5. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going

  6. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    DON'T READ THIS!
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going

  7. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 3:27pm UTC
    I don't want to be your life
    because then I can't be a part of it
    I don't want to be your love
    because then you can't love me
    I don't want to be your world
    because then you can't share your world with me
    I don't want to be your everything
    because then you can't share everything with me

  8. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    me plus you.
    I'LL take that number.
    multiply your smile.
    minus the drama.
    give me a fraction of your heart.
    i'll solve your problems.
    now put that together,
    we make up a perfect equation.
    =
    me+you=us x your smile - drama = cute(:
    gimme 1/2 your heart = i'll solve your problems
    =
    The perfect equation <3
    not my quote
    credit for the edit(:
    credit t to ohhshanappp

  9. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 2:53pm UTC
    kissing test<3
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  10. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 2:34pm UTC
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  11. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2010 2:30pm UTC
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  12. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    Cause Wheneva You Smile,
    I Smile ;)

  13. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 3:43pm UTC
    and i thought you'd always be minee <3

  14. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 3:40pm UTC
    When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man runnin the stand
    "Heey!"
    Bom bom bom
    "Got any grapes?"
    The man said,
    "No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home made.
    Can I get ya a glass?"
    The duck said "I'll pass!"
    Then he waddled away
    Waddle, Waddle
    Then he waddled away
    Waddle, Waddle
    'Til the very next day
    Bom bom bom bom
    bom bom bom

  15. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 3:16pm UTC
    +& am i the only one who can't wait to turn 16 so I can legally live on my own??
    I can't wait to get rid of my family :@

  16. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 2:53pm UTC
    A few days ago in school one of the guys(lets just call him.., Roger!)
    and he had no eyebrows.
    He said that he burnt them off by accident with the barbeque.
    The whole class died laughing ;)
    MLIA

  17. xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo xoxo_wanna_hold_my_lag_xoxo
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2010 2:06pm UTC
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