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1. nEmO
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   October 27, 2010 7:32pm UTC
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2. nEmO
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   October 27, 2010 7:11pm UTC
   Grab your Phone.
   all set!
   What kind is your phone?
   lg versa!
   Whos the first person to come up under the letter M?
   maddie b
   Whos the last person you called?
   dan
   Who was your last missed call from?
   sarah
   Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
   dad
   Whos speed dial 2
   no one
   Whos the third person who comes up under J?
   jake g.
   Who was your last received call from?
   mike
   Whos your speed dial number 6?
   no one
   What does your banner say?
   december 7, 2010<3
   How many messages are currently in your inbox?
   173
   What do you have as your background?
   a bunch or heart drawings my sister made on my phone!
   Whos speed dial number one?
   voicemail
   Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
   Casey
   Whos the first person who comes up under B?
   Ben C.
   How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
   4!
   Who was your last message from?
   andrew<3
   Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
   Markus
   Jane
   Kevin M
   Moriah Lee Loves You(:
   Jules
   Kaylie
   Jenna
   Kevin D
   Cal
   Caleigh
   Mike
   Casey
   Andrew<3
   Whos the 5th person under A
   aaaaalaura my love & Lifee<3
   Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
   Dad
   What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
   "i think itd be easier and more fun if we stuck with winterberry..like you dont have to worry about anything being akward or whatever youll just be able to have fun and not care :)"
   Who is the first name in your phone book?
   A Janneismysexaaybabay<3:)
   Who are the last 10 people in your phonebook?
   Steven
   Sully
   Syd
   Tara
   Taylor
   Tj
   Travis
   Tyler
   Zane
   ?
   
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3. nEmO
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   October 27, 2010 6:18pm UTC
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4. nEmO
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   October 18, 2010 6:53pm UTC
   The Butterfly Project:
   i. When you feel like you want to cut, binge, or mutilate, take a marker, pen, or sharpie and draw a butterfly on you hand or arm.
   ii. Name the butterfly after a loved one or someone you really want to get better.
   iii. You must let the butterfly fade naturally. NO scrubbing it off.
   iv. If you cut the butterfly before it is gone then you've killed it. If you don't cut, it lives.
   v. If you have more than 1 butterfly, cutting kills all of them.
   vi. Another person my draw them on you. These butterflies are extra special, take good care of them.
   vii. Even if you don't cut, feel free to draw a butterfly anyway, to show your support. If you do this name it after someone you know who cuts or is suffering right now, and tell them. It could help.
   CREDIT TO Lisa913
   sorry i have a friend.. and i just know i cant risk losing this because i favorite so many things itll get lost
   
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5. nEmO
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   October 14, 2010 2:51pm UTC
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6. nEmO
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   September 29, 2010 2:22pm UTC
   Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head?
   1. Andrew
   2. Dan
   3. Cal
   4. Derek
   5. Jonah
   6. Matt J.
   7. Kevin
   8. Matt M.
   9. Ross
   10. Kyle L.
   11. D.j.
   12. Kyle N.
   13. Gabe
   How did you and #12 meet?
   Middle School, 6th grade, had the same friends and met
   you ever seen #4 cry?
   Nopee!
   Would #11 and #2 make a good couple?
   neveerrr
   Are you really good friends with #13?
   Not really. But kinda..
   Do you think #5 is cute
   defiinatley!
   Something about #1...?
   I love him and he loves me :)
   What's #7's favorite color?
   probably purple?`
   What would you do if #6 confessed that they liked you?
   iwouldnt really care..id still be friends with him haha :)
   Fact about #9?
   hes rediculously smartt
   Would you ever live with #8?
   NEVER.
   What's the best thing about #10?
   hes hilariouss and cute!
   Who's going out with number 13?
   noo one!
   What do you think about #3?
   He was my best friend until he acted like he liked me and then i told him we couldn't be more than friends and now we barely ever talk..now my best friend is number 2
   Who is your favorite guy on the list?
   Andrew<3 and Dan :) boyfriend and best friend, 1 and 2 :)
   
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7. nEmO
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   September 4, 2010 1:49am UTC
   30 DAYS, 30 LETTERS ♥
   Day 1 - Your Best Friend.
   Day 2 - Your Crush.
   Day 3 - Your Parents.
   Day 4 - Your Sibling. (Or Closest Relative.)
   Day 5 - Your Dreams.
   Day 6 - A Stranger.
   Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Love/Crush
   Day 8 - Your Favorite Internet Friend.
   Day 9 - Someone You Wish You Could Meet.
   Day 10 - Someone You Don't Talk Too As Much As You'd Like Too.
   Day 11 - A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk Too.
   Day 12 - The Person You Hate Most/Cause You Alot Of Pain.
   Day 13 - Someone You Wish Could Forgive You.
   Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.
   Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.
   Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.
   Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.
   Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.
   Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)
   Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.
   Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.
   Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.
   Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.
   Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.
   Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.
   Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Pinky Promise Too.
   Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.
   Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.
   Day 29 - The Person That You Want Too Tell Everything Too, But Too Afraid Too.
   Day 30 - Your Reflection In The Mirror
   -credit to NATALiEx
   
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8. nEmO
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   August 4, 2010 10:42pm UTC
   &i found;;
   Xx_({you})♥
   
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9. nEmO
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   July 22, 2010 9:12pm UTC
   Cell quizzzzzzz <3
   What is your current ringtone?
   my friend tone deafishly singing under the sea from the littl emermaid ;)
   What is your current wallpaper?
   pics form block island♥
   Do you own a picture phone?
   yeah? dont they all take pictures?
   If so, what was the last picture you took?
   a picture of the block island sunset :)
   Go to your inbox and type what the 10th text message says?
   "i justt saww brrooke! haha she looks so pretty annd i'm wearing a wicked ugly nneon shirrt! hehe"
   How many contacts do you have on your phone?
   too many
   Who was the last person you spoke to on your cell phone?
   justin
   What service do you have?
   verizon
   At this very moment, how many bars do you have for your service?
   2 1/2
   Do you have voicemail?
   yess
   How many contacts do you have that start with J- Who are they?
   18 i dont fell like typing the names
   Who do you call the most?
   idrkk
   How many text messages do you get a month?
   waaaay too many
   Can you send pictures?
   yes
   What are the first 2 digits to your number?
   77
   Go to your SENT texts..what does the first one say?
   "but igg! were going out toeat! byee<33"
   What about the 15th?
   "byeee<33333333 ttyl!"
   Who's the last person that you called?
   johnny my big brother(:
   Last person that texted you?
   meil
   Last person you added to your contacts?
   uhm..nickyyy :)
   How many minutes are on your plan?
   a lott
   Go down to your 5th contact, who is it?
   lindsay!!
   Wanna give out your number?
   ask?
   
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10. nEmO
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    July 21, 2010 10:46am UTC
    Name: Katherine
    Nick Name: Kaytee
    Age: 13
    Birthday: December 7
    Birthplace: Massachusetts
    Eye Color: Light/bright blue
    Hair Color: blondie :)
    Height: 4'11"
    Weight: 98 lbs
    Lefty or Righty: rightyyy
    Zodiac Sign: saggitarius
    Drive: noope
    Color: pink!
    Number: 2
    Band: band? not singer? well idk..i dont really listen to bands...
    Movie: finding nemo♥
    Cartoon: spongebob!
    Sport: cheerleading :)
    Fast Food: McDonalds
    Food: hm...idrkkk
    Ice Cream: vanilla(:
    Cereal: strawberry special k :)
    Candy: gummy bears!
    Drink: root beeeeer
    Quote: not sure
    Have Any Siblings: two! brother and sister! both oldeerr
    Have Any Fears: bugs! :PP
    Have A Bedtime: nooope
    Want To Go To College: yeeees!!
    Get Along With Your Parents: yeah :)
    Swear: occasionally
    Cheated: noope
    In A Relationship: no thank goddd.
    Have A Crush On Someone: noope!
    Been Dumped: yuup
    Dumped Someone: of coursee
    Black Or White: white
    Rock Or Rap: rap
    Chocolate Or Vanilla: vanilla
    French Toast Or French Fries: french fries
    Strawberries Or Blueberries: blueberries
    Cookies Or Muffins: cookiess
    Winter Or Spring Break: winterr
    Hugs Or Kisses: kisses♥
    Danced In Public: no!, jk thats the biggest lie ive ever told. when im in public im pretty much always dancing or something hahaha :)
    Smiled For No Reason: durr!
    Laughed So Hard You Cried: yeaah :)
    Talked To A Stranger: yuup! most are nicee
    Drank Alchol: nooo
    Like Being Tickled: yess:)
    What Are Your Goals: not really suree
    Are Your Fingers Tired: nopee
    Tired Of This Survey: not really
    Happy Now: yess :)
    not mine
    
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11. nEmO
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    July 20, 2010 2:30pm UTC
    i hope one day
    someone will come
    around and sweep
    me off my feet
    ♥
    
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12. nEmO
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    July 20, 2010 2:19pm UTC
    Follow Your Heart ♥
    and the rest should fall into place :)
    still reposting from my old accounttt!
    
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13. nEmO
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    July 20, 2010 1:36pm UTC
    i am 108% mentally ill XD!
    hahaha thats the exact same as the person i found this from!! xD
    [X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
    [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
    [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
    [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
    [X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
    [X] You have been called a blonde.
    TOTAL: 6
    [ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
    [X] You just tried to lick your elbow.
    [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
    [X] You just sang them to make sure
    [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
    [X] You have choked on your own spit.
    TOTAL: 5
    [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
    [ ] You type with three fingers or less.
    [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
    [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
    [X] You have caught yourself drooling.
    TOTAL: 2
    [X] You have fallen asleep in class.
    [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking
    [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
    [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
    [X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
    [ ] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.
    TOTAL: 4
    [X] You use your fingers to do simple math
    [X] You have eaten a bug accidentally
    [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
    [X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
    TOTAL: 3
    [X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
    [ ] You break a lot of things.
    [X] You tilt your head when you’re confused
    [X] You have fallen out of your chair before
    [X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
    [X] The word “um” is used frequently.
    [X] You don’t know what “um” means
    [X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
    [ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
    TOTAL: 7
    multiply your score by four and repost as "i am ____% mentally ill." xD
    
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14. nEmO
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    July 13, 2010 12:52pm UTC
    HARRY POTTER♥♥♥♥
    Harry Potter.
    [ ] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
    [ ] You wear glasses.
    [ ] You have a weird looking scar.
    [X] You are brave.
    [ ] You have green eyes.
    [X] You like playing a particular sport.
    Total = [2]
    Ron Weasley.
    [ ] You have red hair.
    [X] You are very loyal to your friends.
    [X] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
    [X] You are sarcastic.
    [ ] You don’t have a lot of money.
    [X] You have older siblings.
    Total = [4]
    Hermione Granger.
    [ ] You can be bossy.
    [X] You are intelligent.
    [X] Your hair is wavy or curly.
    [ ] You have a cat.
    [X] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
    [ ] You get made fun of a lot.
    Total = [3]
    Rubeus Hagrid.
    [ ] You are tall.
    [X] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
    [X] You love animals.
    [X] You are very helpful.
    [ ] You give in easily.
    [X] You are very loyal.
    Total = [4]
    Luna Lovegood.
    [X] You are weird and proud of it.
    [ ] You don’t have loads of friends.
    [X] You have blonde hair.
    [X] You are open minded.
    [ ] You are quite spiritual.
    [X] You believe in things most people wouldn’t.
    Total = [4]
    Draco Malfoy.
    [ ] You are manipulative.
    [X] You can be very mean when you want to be.
    [ ] You are a snob.
    [X] You can get jealous.
    [X] You have blonde hair.
    [X] You enjoy pranks.
    Total = [4]
    Neville Longbottom.
    [ ] You are close to your grandparents.
    [X] You are easily frightened.
    [ ] You get nervous easily.
    [ ] You like frogs and toads.
    [ ] You are geeky.
    Total = [1]
    
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    July 12, 2010 5:37pm UTC
    [A]VAILABLE: Yuuup
    [B]IRTHDAY: December(:
    [C]RUSH: No.
    [D]RINK YOU LAST HAD: Pink Lemonade :)
    [E]ASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Cal
    [F]AVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC: Everything!
    G]UMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy Bears..
    [H]OMETOWN: places......hehe jk lol 1 place!
    [I]NSTRUMENT(s): used to play pianooo
    [J]UICE: lemon ;)
    [K]ILLED SOMEONE: everyday. im a serial killer. jk lol what is this?!
    [L]ONGEST TRIP: BI(block island)
    [M]ILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Vanilla.
    [N]UMBER OF SIBLINGS: dose
    [O]NE WISH: i havnt figured that out yet. ill tell you when i find my magic lamp.
    [P]ERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: Sarah my sister♥
    [R]EASONS TO LAUGH: i laugh at everything..not cause everythings funny. i just like to laugh(:
    [S]ONG YOU LAST HEARD: without me, eminem♥♥♥♥♥♥
    [T]IME YOU WOKE UP?: 10 maybs?
    [U]mBRELLA: (S) Are rediculously cool much?
    [V]EGETABLE(S): carrots(:
    [W]EARING: a royal blue v-neck tshirt from max rave, and blue jean shortss :)
    [X]-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: teef..jk lol. teeth :)
    [Y]OUR FAVORITE ANIMAL: PUPPIES!!!!!
    [Z]ODIAC SIGN: sagitarius :)
    
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16. nEmO
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    July 12, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME
    Kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FEET
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR ELBOW
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR NOSE
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHIN
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FIST
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR TOUNGE
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR EAR
    kpoa877yir5e
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHEEK
    kdsrftddered
    SPIN AROUND THREE TIMES AND TYPE IT WITH YOUR EYES SHUT]
    kaytee
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR HEEL
    kaytee
    
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17. nEmO
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    July 10, 2010 11:34pm UTC
    sometimes. i like to pretend nothings
    wrong when..._____Xx({everything})is.
    just to see who knows me well enough
    to know its an act, but either no one
    notices or im just a GOOD actor.
    </3
    
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18. nEmO
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    July 10, 2010 11:16pm UTC
    see all this tape?
    see all the stitches?
    this is my heart.
    it's damaged from
    how many times its
    been broken.
    and omg thats a lot of times </3
    
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19. nEmO
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    July 10, 2010 10:23pm UTC
    Just wanted to save this (:
    black backround : <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer : <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    text squished together : <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    FONTS
    Rage Italic LET
    <span style="font-family: Rage Italic LET">
    segoe script
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe script';">
    segoe print
    <span style="font-family: 'segoe print';">
    Mistral
    <span style="font-family: Mistral;">
    papyrus
    <span style="font-family: Papyrus;">
    Vladimir Script
    <span style="font-family: Vladimir Script;">
    french script
    <span style="font-family: French Script MT;">
    Cambria
    <span style="font-family: cambria;">
    SHADOWS
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    FADES:
    http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    OTHER:
    ☠ ☮ ☯ ♥ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ♪ ♩
    ♫ ♬ ✦ ✧ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ❝ ❞
    
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    July 10, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<
    Shadows
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
    Orange Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px orange;">
    Yellow Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px yellow;">
    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    
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