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A man was dying of
Cancer.
his son asked him one day,
"dad, you are dying of cancer, but why do you tell people you are dying of aids?" the father answers,
"so that when i die, nobody will dare touch your mother"

 




 

 

 

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A man was dying of Cancer. his son asked him one day, "dad,

202 faves · 7 comments · Aug 8, 2010 2:08pm

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ratzrcool13 · 1 decade ago
lmao!!!
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only_exceptionX3 · 1 decade ago
haha yah idk why but i put not mine at the bottom... i got it from facebook
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yooitscharliie · 1 decade ago
that's kinda funny...in a really up sort of way
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doglovergurl · 1 decade ago
i thought that was cute (:
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xbrittanyx · 1 decade ago
facebook
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taaymaex3 · 1 decade ago
LMFAO.
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reptarrawr · 1 decade ago
how is this funny? e.o
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