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kiwitheninja

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Member Since: 18 Jan 2010 07:44pm

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  1. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    I'm Sorry...
    I'm sorry for what I said.
    I'm sorry for what I did.
    I'm sorry I can't fix it.
    I'm sorry I got mad at her.
    I'm sorry I got mad at you.
    I'm sorry I can't be perfect.
    I'm sorry I can't show you how much this tears me apart.
    And I'm sorry that 'sorry' will never be good enough.

  2. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 5:52pm UTC
    O n e t h i n g , a n d I d o n ' t k n o w w h y ,
    it doesn't even matter how hard you try...

  3. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 5:24pm UTC
    Random Question #1
    If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected the expected?

  4. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    -->On Monday<--
    All the students will either come in
    ((too .h.i.g.h. on sugar to do work,))
    or
    -x- too .t.i.r.e.d. to do work. -x-
    Good luck, teachers.

  5. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2010 3:50pm UTC
    What do you mean you wanna talk about us?
    Who's us?
    There's no me and you...

  6. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    So we were reading our homework out loud in English today. A kid in my class had written something along the lines of 'Two fat people ate a bunch of Twinkies' for every sentence.
    Student: I was thinking about childhood obesity.
    Teacher: And why were you thinking about that....?
    Student: ....I was eatin' cookies....
    Haha~ there's a reason why I love my class <3

  7. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 9:06pm UTC
    ONE FLAW IN WOMEN
    Women have strengths that amaze men...
    They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
    but they hold happiness, love and joy.
    They smile when they want to scream.
    They sing when they want to cry.
    They cry when they are happy
    and laugh when they are nervous.
    They fight for what they believe in..
    They stand up to injustice.
    They don't take "no" for an answer
    when they believe there is a better solution.
    They go without so their family can have.
    They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
    They love unconditionally.
    They cry when their children excel
    and cheer when their friends get awards.
    They are happy when they hear about
    a birth or a wedding.
    Their hearts break when a friend dies.
    They grieve at the loss of a family member,
    yet they are strong when they
    think there is no strength left.
    They know that a hug and a kiss
    can heal a broken heart.
    Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
    They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
    to show how much they care about you.
    The heart of a woman is what
    makes the world keep turning.
    They bring joy, hope and love.
    They have compassion and ideas.
    They give moral support to their
    family and friends.
    Women have vital things to say
    and everything to give.
    However, if there's one flaw in women, it's that they forget their worth.
    :) Long, but worth the read. Got it in an e-mail.
    I'll make it look pretty when I have time.

  8. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2010 4:15pm UTC
    It's okay, Scrat . . .
    I'm sure we all have that one thing
    we keep on chasing, but
    we just can't seem to catch♥

  9. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 5:31pm UTC
    What happened to Peace, Love, and Happiness?
    Part 8
    Somehow, I managed to make it down the edge of the cliff without slipping or falling or dying. Aiden had lead me into a small cave in the face of the cliff. "Not so bad, right?" I shook my head. It actually wasn't that bad. He sat down near the edge, looking out over the water. The full moon gave an eerie look to the waves crashing against the rocks below us. He patted the spot next to him with his hand, motioning for me to sit. So I sat.
    We just sort of sat there for a while, listening to the waves. Aiden was leaning back on his elbows, legs stretched out in front of him. I took a moment to look him over. His eyes looked strange in the moonlight, and his hair looked like it was covered in ice. He had on a simple dark green t-shirt and jeans, and a pair of sneakers. After several seconds I realized that Aiden was also looking me over. Our eyes locked and I shivered, suddenly painfully aware of how cold it was. I was the first to look away. "You cold?" I nodded just enough for it to be considered a nod. "A little...." He smiled and slipped an arm around me, pulling me close. "Any better?" I nodded again, speechless. I was more confused than I ever had been, and a little bit nervous, too.

  10. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2010 4:59pm UTC
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  11. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    * * * * *
    & on that gorgeous summer night,
    they were laying under the stars when he said,
    "you'remine"
    she looked into his eyes
    and thought for a split second;
    that he wasnt lying .
    * * * * *
    Full credit to HeAdSiNtHeSky :) Just had an honors english freak out moment and had to change 'your' to 'you're'

  12. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 6:00pm UTC
    I prefer to suffer in
    silence♥

  13. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 5:40pm UTC
    What happened to Peace, Love, and Happiness?
    Part 7
    I was still speechless by the time we reached the beach. Aiden held my hand the entire way there. I was confused out of my mind, but... I was enjoying it.
    "I'm going to take you to a spot on the beach that only my family knows about, but you have to promise me you won't tell anyone, okay?" I nodded. "I won't." I almost added that no one would believe me anyway, but I kept it to myself. He smiled. "Good." He started pulling me along again, towards one of the rocky areas of the beach.
    We were at the edge of one of the higher, cliff-like parts of the beach. "I'm going to go down first, and I want you to watch where I put my hands and feet. I don't need you falling again." My eyes widened. This involved climbing? Aiden didn't give me time to answer. He began slowly climbing down the face of the cliff. I gulped and started following him down, praying that I wouldn't slip.

  14. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 7:21pm UTC
    JB:
    Jonas Brothers? No.
    Justin Bieber? NO.
    Jack Black? HELLZ. YEAH.

  15. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2010 5:25pm UTC
    Beginning of Summer:
    Finally! School's out!
    End of Summer:
    When does school start?

  16. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 4:59pm UTC
    The other day, my friend and I went to the movies.
    When we were walking out, I noticed a little girl,
    probably around 5, walking in front of us.
    Then, I realized she was fooling around with a cell phone.
    She then ran to her mom, waving the phone around, and says
    "Mommy, I got .l.o.t.s. of calls while we were in the movies!"
    I didn't get my first phone until I was 12.
    What's going on with these kids??

  17. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2010 2:40pm UTC
    What happened to Peace, Love, and Happiness?
    Part 6
    I braced myself for the landing. I didn't let a sound leave my body as I fell. I knew if Katie heard, she'd be up within seconds. I squeezed my eyes shut. Anytime now, the pain would come. Then I realized that the wind was no longer rushing around me.
    I opened my eyes, only to find two bright green ones looking down at me. "A-Aiden?" He had this idiotic grin plastered across his face. "You didn't really have to jump out a window. I would've been fine if you had just said no." I muffled a laugh.
    He set me back on my feet, and I started to wonder why he was here. He never said he was going to come get me. "Aiden? Why did you come to my house? You said we were going to meet at the beach." The grin turned into a warm smile. "I'll always be there to catch you when you fall, Mia." He tugged on my hand. "Now let's go."

  18. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 6:42pm UTC
    Abby: [Entering] Gibbs.
    Gibbs: [Rising] Abby. Abs, are you okay?
    Abby: Do I look okay? What is Abby's rule #1? Do not lie to Abby!
    NCIS <3
    This reminds me of someone else I know...ABBIE.

  19. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 6:27pm UTC
    Abbye:Abby: You’ve got mail from the FBI. I think that agent has the hots for you…Okay, you’re right, she’s really not you’re type. She sent me highly encrypted Jpegs. Took me longer to input the password than it did the program to decrypt the cyphertext. Um... machine making pretty pictures now.
    NCIS <3

  20. kiwitheninja kiwitheninja
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 6:14pm UTC
    Abby: Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs, Gibbs!!
    Gibbs: *turns around* What?
    Abby: Peace out, man!
    NCIS <3

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