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Dumb Blonde Test :D

1. There is an orphan beside a river. he needs to get to his parents on the other side. How does he get there?
A.Wade across
B. Build a Boat
C. He has no parents
 

2. There is a one story house that is all blue what color are the stairs?
A. Blue
B.Red
C.There are no Stairs

3. How do blonde brain cells die if they only have one?
A. In a group of five
B. With others

C. Alone

4.What do you call a smart blonde?
A. Brittney Spears
B. All Blondes
C. A golden retriever

5. How do you confuse a blonde for hours?
A.Tell her a joke
B. Say Hi
C. Write Turn Over on both sides


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Okay, If you got all or mostly A YOUR BLONDE!
If you got all or mostly B YOUR HALFWAY BLONDE!
&If you got all or mostly C YOU ARE A Brunette!

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122 faves · 14 comments · Jul 16, 2010 3:47pm

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crazy_xx · 1 decade ago
Wow people. It's just a quote. it's not being offensive towards blondes. It's called a JOKE. And you're telling her to f*** herself? Wow. Just wow.
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xxjessaboxx · 1 decade ago
i am sorry, i wasnt trying to be mean or anything, i got this off google. so i am sorry its just a joke and you shouldn't get offfended by it, so sorry(:
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XoEmmaOx · 1 decade ago
Uhh, , I'm brunette. And brunettes aren't the most "retarded" people. And that is an offensive word little miss. So I suggest you don't use it as an insult. That's rude. And chill out, why don't you? It's a JOKE. No need to lash out. I know some very pretty brunettes, so I don't know what you think your talking about. Why don't you calm yourself a bit, and learn to take a joke, then comment on this quote? Kay? Thanks. Bye.
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JuLiAgG9703 · 1 decade ago
hun just stop making blonde jokes they are quite frankly annoying it doesnt matter the color of your hair the most retarded people are brunettes and its not our fault people think blondes are prettier so the brunettes have to make us feel stupid.
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XoEmmaOx · 1 decade ago
People people people, if you are going to complain about all these dumb blonde jokes you might want to take it to Hollywood. I understand, I would be offended if I were blonde too. But, I'm not saying in ALL movies or productions the dumb or slower person is blonde, but in most cases it is. But to xxjessaboxx and anyone who is going to make a quote about dumb blondes or anything that could be offensive to others, write something at the bottom so people know your not making fun of them. If anybody wants to write something to me or make sure I know of it, comment on my profile because I won't be checking back here.
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xoerinfunkyxo7 · 1 decade ago
wow this actually really me off cuz i am a blond and i didnt even take this test because i know its wrong and im a straight A student and it makes me really upset to know that some people have the nerve to actually go to the trouble of making jokes about blondes, follow me if agree
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Bekah_Ray · 1 decade ago
well; im a blondie, and i got ALL C's so im smart!
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Princess B-tch* · 1 decade ago
i agree with EmilyCright .i chose all c and im a natural blonde .
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xxbabiimiikxx · 1 decade ago
lmfaooo take a chill pill yo! I'm not a brunett or a blonde in real life which makes me just stupid
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ChrisxBattlex1901 · 1 decade ago
Well, I get that it's a joke and all but I'm getting sick of these blonde jokes. They aren't funny, they're offensive. I'm a blonde, and I got all Cs. If you honestly need to make these stupid qoutes, then maybe you're just jealous that you aren't a blonde. Blondes aren't the only dumb ones.
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Rhii · 1 decade ago
Fcuuk yoou.;
im a natural blonde & i got all C's blondes arent dumb & blonde jokes are just brunettes, redheads, people with black hair trying to make them selves feel better. so you & your stupod quote. I actually like some blonde jokes(even tho they'insult' me ) but most of them are actually funny!!
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xoAshleyClairexo · 1 decade ago
lmao I'm blonde(litteralyy) and i gott all C's(: Most blondes aren't dumb anywaay.

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xxdancerxx5xx · 1 decade ago
yay!! im brunette!!
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EmilyCright · 1 decade ago
Wow,. I Got C For All. Prooves Blondes Are Smart. How Bout Making Jokes That Are Actually Funny.BTW Most Dumb Blondes Are The Brunettes Who Die Their Hair Blonde,
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