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1. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   November 29, 2011 3:15pm UTC
   When you're a plus sized woman,
   people like to say, "yeah, she's cute in the face", as if being full figured is such a disgrace.
   Honey, I’m cute in the face, and I’m thick in the waist. I look good whether I’m in cotton, leather, or lace. I’m beautiful, vibrant and above all, smart! And there's more to me than my weight, I also have a heart. Yes my clothes maybe a bigger size, that just means you have access to a bigger prize. We all are not self-conscious about our weight, and we never have a problem getting a date. So don’t think your small frame gives you more pull, I’m a hot, sexy, curvy woman with a figure that's full.
   not my format, and not my quote.
   just thought it should be posted on here. :)
   
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2. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   November 15, 2011 3:54pm UTC
   a-b-c-d-e-f-g-r-u-d-t-f-with-me-? ;)
   
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3. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   November 13, 2011 2:05pm UTC
   Wanna Hear A Joke?
   BOYS.
   
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4. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC
   Making a "truth is" on facebook
   just so he can like it
   ♥
   nmf
   
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5. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 5:50pm UTC
   I love you.
   What?
   Whoops, auto-correct.
   You don't even have the iPhone..
   But I love you too. :)
   
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6. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 6:04pm UTC
   "Do you hate me?"
   "No, I'm just disappointed with your existence right now.
   Go stand over there."
   
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7. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   i miss you, i miss your smile,
   >>> and i still shed a tear, every once in a while..
   
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8. x0xLaLaLax0x
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   August 25, 2011 6:09pm UTC
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9. x0xLaLaLax0x
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 1:53pm UTC
   As we grow up,
   we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You’ll fight with your best friend. You’ll blame a new love for things an old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast, and you’ll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you’ll never get back. Don’t be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
   ♥
   
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10. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    & i have come to the
    CONCLUSION
    that all guys are
    TOOLS
    |♥|
    
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11. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    I'm a ghost of a girl that I want to be most.
    I'm the shell of a girl that I used to know well.
    ♥
    
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12. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    *Bruno Mars "Lazy Song"*
    "..Turn the TV on, throw my
    hand in my pants.."
    Mom: "I thought he said he
    wasn't gonna do anything.
    Clearly, he is doing his hand."
    MLIA♥
    
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13. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 11:24am UTC
    favorite this, & i'll rate you 1-10
    LOL, JK
    you're all beautiful
    ♥
    
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14. x0xLaLaLax0x
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    June 19, 2011 9:57pm UTC
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15. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    who do you think you are;
    runnin' 'round leavin' scars,
    collecting your jar of hearts,
    tearing love apart.
    you're gonna catch a cold,
    from the ice inside your soul.
    so, don't come back for me,
    who do you think you are?
    ♥
    
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16. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2011 2:03pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When everyone keeps making "THE AWKWARD MOMENT" quotes using this font
    
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17. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 4:51pm UTC
    & Today I Found Out
    That Saint Nicholas
    Is The Patron Saint Of
    Prostitutes..
    No Wonder He Says
    "Ho , Ho ,Ho"
    ;D
    
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18. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2010 10:18pm UTC
    Sweetie ,
    You Remind Me Of A Penny .
    Two-faced , & Worthless
    ♥ . . ..
    
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19. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 6:47pm UTC
    Today, While I Was In The Food Store,
    I Saw A Little Girl.
    She Smiled At Me, & Without Hesitating,
    I Smiled Back.
    After She Walked Away,
    I Started To Cry.
    Why?
    This Little Girl Had No Hair,
    & Was Wearing A Shiny Blue Bandana On Her Head.
    She Was A Cancer Patient.
    TRUE STORY.
    In honor of those living with cancer,
    & in memory of those we have lost.
    [♥]
    FIND A CURE
    
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20. x0xLaLaLax0x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2010 8:32pm UTC
    Saying,
    "Oh, That's Hot."
    When Someone Does Something Completely Unattractive ♥.
    
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