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Next time your mom asks what you did in school say...


well i brought a gun into school and i didnt know that wasnt allowed so i got expelled. so as i was walking out of school i saw a car, it was unlocked with the keys in it, so i took it. i accidentily hit a tree though. after i hit the tree i went to the mall. i shop lifted from 5 or 6 stores before they caught me. then i ran from the cops and returned the car. i sprinted home and i am here now.  how was your day? (make sure you have a serious face and you smile when you ask her how her day was)


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Next time your mom asks what you did in school say... well i

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