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kool aid man

A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!".
Oh and he wears tights.He enjoys being drank
by kids. Strange? I couldn't agree more.....

screw drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like
"no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a toaster, he's not gonna
believe a talking jug of fruit punch came in here,
you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real flippin
cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool! ..moron.. don't touch me
you drink! Don't touch me you giant beverage.
You are sweating...or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy.
You glass jerk."

**THIS IS NOTTT MINE. I WISH IT WERE BUT CREDIT TO LINDS262, just needed to keep it somewhere to remember itt ...love this quote**

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