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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F**k the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"



 sorry michael....

 r.i.p.
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit

8 faves · 5 comments · Mar 1, 2010 10:22pm

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xoanzxo · 1 decade ago
thanks ,, idkagoodname =]

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Danilovesllamas · 1 decade ago
Bahaha R0TFL thts funny xD
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idkagoodname · 1 decade ago
oh get over it. He's dead and gone now.
Like before when he was dead ya'll made jokes and but now once hes dead its like to soon?! it's been 5 months!
wtf is with you people?!
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peacexitsxmeg · 1 decade ago
Now thats really effed up.
Seriously, he was the .
You're just bein' jealous he will always be better than you dead or alive.

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mmmcake · 1 decade ago
'as up man,
he's dead and you're gonna make fun of him.

shame.
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