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1. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 7:51pm UTC
   Carly
   You weren't suppose to fall on the floor.
   Spencer
   Yeah,well,you know... gravity.
   
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2. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 7:41pm UTC
   when i was little,
   I used to go on the computer only to use Paint :]
   nm
   
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3. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 20, 2011 7:34pm UTC
   Dear Movies,
   I don't know about you, but my pillows don't explode with feathers when
   you hit them with something.
   Sincerely,Disappointed Girl
   
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4. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 11:05pm UTC
   Having a Lemonade Stand,
   And drinking more lemonade then you are selling.
   Only me?
   ♥
   
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5. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 10:40pm UTC
   Demi Lavato
   Taught me to be myself
   Eminem
   Taught me that anything is posible
   Selena Gomes
   Taught me to stand up for me
   Nikki Minaj
   Taught me to live my life the way i want to
   Rebecca Black
   Taught me the days of the week
   nmf
   
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6. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 11:59pm UTC
   In My School
   You Are Not Allowed To Wear Nail polish .
   Fav if you think this is wrong.
   ♥
   
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7. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 1:24am UTC
   Who lives In A Pineapple
   Under the sea?
   Fav if you just thought of SpongeBobSquarePants
   ♥
   nmf
   
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8. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 1:19am UTC
   In My School
   You Are Not Allowed To Wear Nail polish .
   Fav if you think this is wrong.
   ♥
   
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9. xoanzxo
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 12:03am UTC
   Anyone have a tumblr?
   My tumblr: http://sittinginthesunsine16.tumblr.com/
   Follow me and I'll follow you back! I love talking so ask me anything!
   (I'm new to tumblr, btw. Ha.)
   xoxo
   
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10. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:39am UTC
    Stupid Laws #3
    In Texas it is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing .
    
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11. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:34am UTC
    Stupid Laws #2
    In Alabama it is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
    
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12. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 2:19am UTC
    Weird Fact#1
    The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
    
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13. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:39am UTC
    i hate not being able sleep.
    [it gives me way too much time to think]
    not mine
    
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14. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 12:20am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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15. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    Dear Taylor Swift,
    what is going to happen when
    you get married?
    nmf
    
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16. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn the ark wasn't leaving
    untill 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns
    
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17. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:22am UTC
    GrabSomebody
    Ugly tell them bye.
    not my format<3
    
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18. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Through truth & lies.
    Hugs and despair.
    Uncontrollable laughing.
    a "How's my hair?"
    You know I'll be there till the end.
    You're my true best friend.
    All mine.
    Comment::Ratee.
    No jockingg.
    xo.
    
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19. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    By the year 3000,
    Facebook
    Twitter &
    YouTube
    will be combined to make
    You Twit Face.
    *haha, facebook.*
    NOT MINE!!!!!!!!
    
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20. xoanzxo
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Olive Oil;
    Made from Olives
    Vegtable oil;
    Made from vegtables
    Baby OIl;
    Made of what exactally?
    not my format~
    
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