Little
Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what
are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she
tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain
the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following
morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always
quick with the answers, says, "WhyJohnny, those are balloons.
When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to
heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more
questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes
home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house
crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His
father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's
dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and
she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom,
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Jan 27, 2010 12:32am
