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  1. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    today i got up the courage to add him on facebook. guess who got ignored? guess whos crying her eyes out? </3

  2. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2010 7:50pm UTC
    Today, a boy said "you like ___" (insert his<3 name here)
    and i replied "no, naht anymore"
    and that kid said "dont lie, i can see in your eyes you still do"
    </3

  3. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    I hate when you catch me looking at you,
    but then i realize you were looking at me too.
    <3

  4. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    Everyone thinks were perfect for eachother,
    Except him. </3

  5. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    st wanted to save this (:
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    Mistral
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    papyrus
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    Vladimir Script
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    french script
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    Cambria
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    SHADOWS
    Blue Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px blue;">
    Red Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px red;">
    green Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px green;">
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    Pink Shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px pink;">
    black shadows = <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px black;">
    Purple Shadows <span style="text-shadow: 1px 3px 9px purple;">
    FADES:
    http://patorjk.com/text-color-fader/
    OTHER:
    ☠ ☮ ☯ ♥ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ♪ ♩
    ♫ ♬ ✦ ✧ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ღ ツ ⇨ ❝ ❞

  6. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 8:33pm UTC
    Its friday night, everyones either at the school dance, ice skating, or the mall. my bestfriend & I have been online, sending eachother links for gay quotes that explain our lives. and rapping back and forth to eachother on facebook. oh god i love you soo muchh<3

  7. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2010 8:01pm UTC
    hey, i LOVE all thee "Aaaaayyo" quotes were getting. so if you comment on this, and write the ones u know, or have seen on witty. then ill follow you! <3

  8. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2010 6:40pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2010 6:26pm UTC
    We all have that guy...

  10. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2010 3:34pm UTC
    That one boy,
    your just not gonna get over.

  11. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2010 8:20pm UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!

  12. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 6:17pm UTC
    -Grab your Phone. Got it ?!
    always
    -What kind is your phone?
    samsung gravity.
    -Who's the last person you called?
    mom.
    -Who was your last missed call from?
    dad.
    -Who is the 2nd person to come up under D?
    darian(:
    -Who's the third person who comes up under E?
    emmmaa.
    -Who was your last received call from?
    kaileey.
    -How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    48
    -What do you have as your background?
    eminem
    -Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    angela.
    -Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    bridgeet.
    -How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    5.
    -Who was your last message from?
    moom.
    -Who is the first name in your phone book?
    aaron.
    -Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    zoeey.
    -Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
    angela ally jess aaron andrew brookie
    -Whos the 5th person under A?
    alexiss.
    -Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    mom.
    -What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    "UGH you have too!"

  13. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    & the thing i hate the most is that
    i love him..
    yet he dosnt even know my name
    </3

  14. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2010 3:52pm UTC
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
    Girls only.......................................................................................
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know kissing ishealthy
    It's good to cry
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    Lying is actually unhealthy
    Onlyapplymascara to your top lashes
    It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    Chocolate will make you feel better!
    Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    A good friend never judges.
    A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    Boys aren't worth your tears
    We ALL love surprises!!
    Now.... make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED <3

  15. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    kay, so at lunch some 6th grader came up to my friend ally and said "hey you look firmiliar" and then my friends zach & ben scared him away. then it was silent for a few seconds then chris said "he wants your dick"
    i couldnt stop laughing.
    maybe its only funny if you were there?

  16. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    im depressed. i walked into the first day of school today all excited because i hadnt seen him all summer. so before every class i prayed he would be there. but no. we have ZERO classes together. FML. </3

  17. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 4:25pm UTC
    dan: DONE! FINALLY!
    me: did you do the back?
    dan:waait, theres a back?
    lmaao. really happened. ahah(:

  18. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2010 6:01pm UTC
    I'd Never Tell You #9
    I lie. too much.

  19. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 5:38pm UTC
    I'd Never Tell You #8
    I'm jealous of my bestfriend.

  20. mirandaxd mirandaxd
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 11:33am UTC
    Walking into the first day of school,
    seeing whos the your class.
    and saying "ugh this years gonna suck"

:)

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