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heyy. katie here. i luv hanging with my friends and going on witty duhh. ok well then bii!
  1. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2010 5:45pm UTC
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    February 25, 2010 5:44pm UTC
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  3. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 8:53am UTC
    Everyday
    I pull myself out of bed and drag myself to school just to see you at your locker...
    Y
    l o o k i n g t h e o t h e r w a y
    creditt to babycake_LEKA

  4. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    && if I had a lock of his hair for everytime i thought of him
    He would be bald
    Just thought of it. probable on here. bad colors sorry

  5. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
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    January 7, 2010 4:05pm UTC
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    January 7, 2010 3:57pm UTC
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  7. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 5:29pm UTC
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  8. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
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    December 27, 2009 10:23am UTC
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  9. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
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    December 22, 2009 12:20pm UTC
    Does anyone take requests? comment if you do im looking for something. Thanks :)

  10. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:41am UTC
    "The internet is a great way to get on the net."
    -Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial Canidate)
    "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
    - Britney Spears
    "I think war is a dangerous place."
    - George W. Bush
    "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
    - Greg Norman, Golfer
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
    -Mariah Carey
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
    -Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    - Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies Manager
    "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
    - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
    "I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
    — Britney Spears
    "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
    - Fran Lebowitz, US writer
    "If only faces could talk..."
    - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
    If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight."
    -George Gobel
    "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
    - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

  11. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:38am UTC
    A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier:
    1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi.
    2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story.
    3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window."
    4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you?
    5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs.
    6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!"
    7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :("
    8. Send random drawings. For example:
    () ()
    (oo)
    (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!"
    9. Keep changing your font color.
    10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow.
    11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod.
    12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333"
    13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard.
    14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00.
    15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly.
    16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to.
    17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it.
    18. Start bursting out in song.
    19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them.
    20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name]
    21. Ignore them for awhile.
    22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.

  12. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:34am UTC
    And with every complex problem
    there is a simple solution

  13. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:33am UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.

  14. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:17am UTC
    And dont you love it when your on aim
    And people get all mad at you for putting their screen name in something
    When you really just used the %n trick
    Haha happens all the time

  15. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 11:12am UTC
    && dont you hate it when
    people say
    CoMmEnT oR liKe If ThiS rElaTes To You
    Comment or Like if you hate it too

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    December 13, 2009 10:25am UTC
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  17. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2009 4:32pm UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME
    Katie
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FEET
    kat6ie
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR ELBOW
    kasrier
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR TOUNGUE
    You realize you liking your foot, right? what ever katie. WAHOO. that tastes bad
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHIN
    kzafvjde. close?
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FIST
    ,mxtkf. oooo?

  18. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 8:06pm UTC
    and i've been looking in the back of the book for the answers [=l=]

  19. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    life is easy if you wear a smile :-)
    so be yourself and never be a liar
    i know you
    you know me
    lets be free!

  20. dumblondexo97 dumblondexo97
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2009 10:48am UTC

:)

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