They were looking through peoples MySpaces. The girl slowly came upon this one myspace. It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho. She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. IT SAID SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace? XxLoVemExX: What? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know? SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to care the living sh*t out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago. They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a f*cking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us? SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die!
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A few ways to make an aim conversation more interesting/funnier: 1. Start saying "omg omg omg omg omg" and wait for them to freak out and say "whats the matter?!" And then just say; hi. 2. Ask the person your talking to to write you a story. 3. Say; "I know what your doing." They'll say " how?" You reply: "I can see you through the window." 4. Tell them it spells like up dog in your room and theyll say "Whats up dog?" And you reply: "Nothing much.. just chillin.. you? 5. Tell them your brother/sister just fell down the stairs. 6. Say " I g2g my favorite show is on" They'll say "what show?" "Dora the explorer.. durr!" 7. Send a sad face and they'll ask why you are sad, you reply: "cuz i just looked at a picture of your face! :(" 8. Send random drawings. For example: () () (oo) (uu)O and say "Look! It's a bunny!" 9. Keep changing your font color. 10. Send red, then orange, then yellow, then green, then blue, then purple, then pink, and tell them its a rainbow. 11. Tell them you are moving to Anarctica so they can have your ipod. 12. Send kissy faces even if it is a girl and say "I loveeee yoouuu (: <333" 13. Write random stuff (fajfsaighaigksnaoahg for example) and then tell them your cat jumped on the keyboard. 14. Tell them you g2g because its time for dinner at 3:00. 15. Get quotes off witty and keep sending them randomly. 16. On your away message/status write random stuff about the person you are talking to. 17. Erase your profile and on it write your friends name at the top instead of yours; [_____'s buddy info] and then write a bunch of weird stuff under it. 18. Start bursting out in song. 19. Say you have to go because it is time for your anger management class and then when they say okay bye or lol flip out at them. 20. Tell them you just made a new screename its: I hAtE _____ [<-- their name] 21. Ignore them for awhile. 22. Write in one of the symbol fonts.
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