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Today, I asked my friend who lives about a mile away to borrow some brown sugar and that I would meet her half way, but she insisted I meet her at dusk under a rather creepy street light that flickers. When I got there, she looked around suspiciously, and then handed me a brown paper bag from under her jacket that was label "The Stuff" and ran away. The looks from the elderly couple walking past us was priceless. MLIA

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