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...sometimes you just have to
believe in new beginnings
  1. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Lets just put it this way...
    If i had a gun to my head ;;
    I wouldn't beg for my life.

  2. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    Don't hide yourself in regret,
    ( just love yourself, and your set <3*)

  4. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    So worried about what's next,
    You lost today. -all time low

  5. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    Your nothing but an extra,
    and baby I'm the star

  6. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    look for the girl with the broken smile,
    and ask her if she wants to stay a while,
    and she will be loved!

  7. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2010 3:58pm UTC
    [(the only thing that would hurt me,)]
    is if you wernt here.../:Y

  8. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    dont you just hate itt when you have to pee,
    but your just too lazy to get up and go.?!

  9. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    Dont you dare tell me the sky is the limit; When there are
    Foot Prints on the Moon

  10. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2010 5:17pm UTC
    50 Things to Do at a Movie Theater!
    1. Try to start a wave
    2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
    3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
    4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.
    5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
    6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes.
    7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
    8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
    9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
    10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know".
    11. Talk really loud on your phone.
    12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
    13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
    14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
    15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
    16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!”
    17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
    18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
    19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
    20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
    21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
    22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
    23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
    24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
    25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the movie starts.
    26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
    27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
    28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
    29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
    30. Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph.
    31. Ask for a discount because you are single and entering alone
    32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
    33. Bargain with the ticket price
    34. Turn around to the person behind you and say, “Excuse me, can you please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your seat yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
    35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
    36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person.
    37. Every 10 minutes pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as you nod your head look at the person next to you and say ”mmmmmmm!”
    38. Stare at a random person next to you the entire time.
    39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because you will be leaving half way through the movie.
    40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
    41. Ask a random person next to you to explain the movie because you don’t get it.
    42. Ask a random person to go buy you popcorn because you don’t want to miss the movie.
    43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as you lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
    44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
    45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
    46. Eat the popcorn from a random person sitting next to you.
    47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because you need to use the bathroom.
    48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
    49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then show the contents of the tissue to a random person sitting next to you saying, “Look what I did!”
    50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.

  11. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2010 1:23am UTC
    people see me smiling,
    but what they dont know..?
    its just a show
    the biggest loser

  12. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2010 6:09pm UTC
    am i the only one who finds it extreamlyy depressing when you break your
    candy cane?!
    not mine i just liked itt!(;

  13. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 4:39pm UTC
    its never enough/:

  14. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2010 3:17pm UTC
    (_._,_.--.>Am i the only one that still watches...
    Saved by the Bell(;

  15. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 10:36pm UTC
    i asked him ...
    thru text, what are you thankful for? he said i'm thankful for a friend like you. & you'd think that'd make me happy, but it didnt. i wanted to be MORE than just friends. i replied, "oh, is that it?" i wish he got the hintt, i wasnt asking if thats it as in what hes thankful for, i meant it as in is that was all we were gonna be, just friends. & then he told me no. he said he was thankful for this girl. i held in my cry cause i was with my family & still waiting for more. then i asked with fake enthusiam, "WHAT GIRL? YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT HER!?" he said, "just this girl...well i'm lieing. i love EVERYTHINg about her. shes fun, sweet, and nice. & i l ove how she has one dimple. she makes me feel on top of the world & We can never stop talking, shes like my best friend." oh, i said," ahaha, i thought i was yur best friend</3. loll jk whats her namee" i knew it i thoughht, i was replaced. he texted back, "hold up ill tell you in like two seconds." then the doorbell rangg, i was expecting my other cousins to be coming. i ran towards the door holding back my tears and answered it,.... it was him. he texted me, "you." then he tilted my head upwards, & said,
    not mine at all, but i just thought it was TOO adorable!<3

  16. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 3:56pm UTC
    you make me.,
    dance like a fool,
    forget how to breathe,
    shine like gold,
    buzz like a bee,
    just the thought of you can drive me wild,
    Ohh you make me smile(:

  17. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2009 6:15pm UTC
    dream of a day
    that the songs that you play
    are blastin threw the speakers
    in your car(:
    i love itt(;
    first fade!, did i do good?

  18. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2009 8:12pm UTC
    im weird because
    i hate goodbyes(:
    owl city*

  19. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2009 5:37pm UTC
    I'm a dinosaur
    so like
    and stuff(:

  20. carlyjoswaag* carlyjoswaag*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 4:52pm UTC
    Today, a friend of mine wanted me to text her. Unfortunately she had just gotten a new phone number and couldn't remember the last 4 digits of her number in the right order. She gave me the 2 possibilities and told me to text both. I told her I would text the word "pancakes" to both of them. After I did I received a text from her saying she got the message. A few minutes later I received a message from the other person saying "Mmmmmm". Glad to know I'm not the only one craving pancakes in the world. MLIA.


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