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WillNotShutUp

1. WillNotShutUp
   posted a quote
   April 21, 2011 10:46pm UTC
   Am I the only one who wonders why Sandy and Larry the lobster have never dated or even hung out on SpongeBob Square Pants?
   
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2. WillNotShutUp
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   April 21, 2011 7:30pm UTC
   Reading through all Yo Mama jokes at bored.com thinking »»» what about Daddy...
   
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3. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 2:35pm UTC
   This isn't a school its hell with fluorescent lighting.
   
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4. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 2:32pm UTC
   Id agree with you but then wed both be wrong.
   
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5. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 2:29pm UTC
   Twinkle twinkle little star
   You should know what you are
   And once you know what you are
   The mental hospital is not far
   
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6. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 2:25pm UTC
   Roses are red violates are blue
   Monkeys like you should be kept in a zoo.
   Don't feel so angry, you will find me their too
   Not in a cage but laughing at you.
   
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7. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 2:09pm UTC
   Now I lay me down to study,
   I pray the Lord i wont go nutty,
   If I should fail to learn this junk,
   I pray the lord I do not flunk .
   But if i do don't pity me at all,
   Just lay my bones in dorm's hall.
   Tell my proof i did my best,
   Then pile my books upon my chest.
   Now I lay me down to rest,
   And pray ill pass tomorrows test.
   If i should die before i wake,
   that's one less test ill have to take.
   
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8. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 1:56pm UTC
   Aww did i step on your poor ity bity ego
   
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9. WillNotShutUp
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   December 26, 2010 1:54pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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10. WillNotShutUp
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    December 26, 2010 1:46pm UTC
    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort : )
    
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11. WillNotShutUp
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    December 26, 2010 1:41pm UTC
    My advice to you if you have a headache do what it says on the asprin bottle : Take two and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN im not old or ugly so consider me a child in this analogy.
    
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