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MLIA♥
Today, I was using the toilet only to find that I was out of toilet paper. Out of habit I texted my mom to ask her if she could bring a roll of tp to the bathroom. I then realized that I'm in college and live in the dorms, about an hour away from my parents' house. An hour or so later my mom showed up with toilet paper. Guess whose mommy loves them?

aha. i love mlia!!