Blonde Joke (my wood shop teacher told me this cuz i am a dumb blonde!!) This blonde girl is driving down the road and doesnt stop at a stop sign. so a blonde cop pulles her over and askes her questions: Cop: do u know why i pulled u over? driver: because im such a good driver and i have a hoy car! cop: no! but now that u said that, it is true! but the real reason is because u didnt stop at the stop sign back there driver: oh well im sorry i didnt see it cop: oh well that is too bad now can i see your drivers liense now the blonde driver is looking for her liense and cant find it.. so she gives the cop a mirro driver: here u go! so the cop looks into the mirro, thinking that its her liense... and says cop: wow if i knew that u were a cop, i would have never pulled u over! u r free to go now! hahahahaha! i didnt get it the first time he told me this! credit to Mr. Pagdet!
You know ur a blonde when u........ cut ur-self wit a spoon, can't walk and chew gum at the same time, can't remember how to spell ur name, look when sumone tells u to and nuthin is there, forget wat u were jst tlkin bout, get amused over the littlest things (if u hav done all of these then u r a blonde, if u hav put a * and ur name at the bottom and re-post this) *-courtney
shut up. Stop telling me that him & I will never work out because guess what; we're made for each other, a perfect match. We just need to give it some time; after all, good relationships don't [ F o r m o v e r n i g h t ]
laxchic15 posted a quote
April 11, 2009 3:42pm UTC
you wanna play lacrosse? well.....its not that hard....you just have to .. run several miles.. cradle naturally.. twist your ankles and keep running.. stay on your girl.. yell (with a mouth guard in).. jump to get the ball off draw.. keep your goggles from falling off... skin your knuckles when your picking up balls.. + more... yeah its not that hard... oh yeah..do that in a skirt :]