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Heey the names Courtney; i blow out the candles on November 13th.  
I've learned that you cant trust anyone but yourself, you never know when someone will turn on you...

if u wanna get to know me then just leave a comment and i'll get to you.
  1. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    All the clocks
    in my room are a few minutes ahead of each other
    so I'll always have that second chance
    to wish for you

  2. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    I hold on
    to our Memories,
    Because that's all
    I'll ever have

  3. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    Blonde Joke
    (my wood shop teacher told me this cuz i am a dumb blonde!!)
    This blonde girl is driving down the road and doesnt stop at a stop sign. so a blonde cop pulles her over and askes her questions:
    Cop: do u know why i pulled u over?
    driver: because im such a good driver and i have a hoy car!
    cop: no! but now that u said that, it is true! but the real reason is because u didnt stop at the stop sign back there
    driver: oh well im sorry i didnt see it
    cop: oh well that is too bad now can i see your drivers liense
    now the blonde driver is looking for her liense and cant find it.. so she gives the cop a mirro
    driver: here u go!
    so the cop looks into the mirro, thinking that its her liense... and says
    cop: wow if i knew that u were a cop, i would have never pulled u over! u r free to go now!
    hahahahaha! i didnt get it the first time he told me this! credit to Mr. Pagdet!

  4. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2009 4:58pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl who..........
    Says "ow" when i bump into something or I hit something but it doesn't actually hurt
    but i guess it's just a habit!!!!!!
    Credit to SmileLaugh96

  5. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2009 10:45pm UTC
    You know ur a blonde when u........
    cut ur-self wit a spoon,
    can't walk and chew gum at the same time,
    can't remember how to spell ur name,
    look when sumone tells u to and nuthin is there,
    forget wat u were jst tlkin bout,
    get amused over the littlest things
    (if u hav done all of these then u r a blonde, if u hav put a * and ur name at the bottom and re-post this)

  6. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 8:20pm UTC
    shut up.
    Stop telling me that him & I will never work out because guess
    what; we're made for each other, a perfect match. We just
    need to give it some time; after all, good relationships don't
    [ F o r m o v e r n i g h t ]

  7. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 4:47pm UTC
    Last time I heard that one
    I laughed so hard I fell
    m y d i n o s a u r .
    -Step Brothers ! :D

  8. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 6:00pm UTC
    Lacrosse is my life!!!!!!
    i wood chose it ova u!!! srry

  9. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Lacrosse & field hockey♥

  10. laxchic15 laxchic15
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2009 3:42pm UTC
    you wanna play lacrosse?
    well.....its not that hard....you just have to ..
    run several miles..
    cradle naturally..
    twist your ankles and keep running..
    stay on your girl..
    yell (with a mouth guard in)..
    jump to get the ball off draw..
    keep your goggles from falling off...
    skin your knuckles when your picking up balls..
    + more...
    yeah its not that hard...
    oh yeah..do that in a skirt :]


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