1. Switch the men's
and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.
2. Hide in the
clothing racks and when people browse through, say things
like "pick me, pick me."
5. When someone
asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why
won't you people just leave me alone?'
6. Re-dress the
mannequins as you see fit.
7. Move Caution: Wet
Floor signs to carpeted areas.
8. Tune all the
radios to a polka station - then turn them all off and turn
the volumes to 10.
9. Walk up to
an employee and tell him in an official tone, I think we've
got a Code 3 in housewares,and see what happens.
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blondejokes1234 · 1 decade ago
i did not jock this quote. total credit 4 the edit! i made up some and heard others from friends.
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