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Diary Of A
Eminem Obsessed Girl(:
 
Dear My Eminem Diary,
Today didn't go too well. I guess my Dad stopped by my room
and saw the 100 Eminem pillows on my bed that my friend
secretly gave me for my birthday and the 100 pictures of
 Eminem that I printed off of my Eminem laptop. I entered
the front door of my house talking to my best friend on my
phone (with an Eminem cover) about how Eminem should
be on our $1 bills.My Dad said we were going to an
"Obsession Illness" doctor, so I tossed my Eminem backpack
in my room, and snatched my I Love Eminem customized
hat. The doctor told my Dad that I have Obsessive Eminem
Disorder and that it will wear off in 20 years. My Dad
just shook his head and took me to buy a tent. He wanted
to get me a blue one, but I wanted the Eminem one. So here
I am, sitting on my Eminem sleeping bag, wearing my Eminem
pajamas, in my Eminem tent, writing in you, my 
Eminem diary, with my Eminem pen. Sweet Eminem dreams! 
Love, 
♥ Eminem's NUMBER ONE FAN!!(:
 

 
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Diary Of A Eminem Obsessed Girl(: Dear My Eminem Diary, Today

72 faves · 5 comments · Sep 26, 2009 8:08pm

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xoxhayleylxox · 1 decade ago
im eminemss #1 fann dudeee, he's a lyrical genious.
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carolineblueeyes · 1 decade ago
alright alright. i reaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyy love eminem. but to be someones #1 fan. you don't creep on them. you listen to the music yeahhh you can have some pictures.... but if i wweree someone famous...i would want my #1 fan to actually like my music and understand it and not just have everything me. i would want them to stand up for me but not be creepy just for me to always know they will be there for meee (:
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MelyClaire · 1 decade ago
me. I am currently listening to 'NOT AFRAID' and I came across this quote! THANK YOU!<3
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Savannah13 · 1 decade ago
alright ... um this is my quote.
& IM EMINEMS NUMBER ONE FAN (:
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Softball_Chic_09 · 1 decade ago
that would be me replaced with "justin bieber". no lie. haha
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