*Coool collection of MLIA`s.*
`Today in math’s I stole my friend's cellphone and
changed my name in her contacts to our teacher's name. Half way
through class she got a text saying
[("Stop talking and do your work!")]
and looked up at the teacher, with a very worried
look on her face.
~
`Today, I was sipping tea with a spoon because it was too
hot to put to my mouth. My Mom saw and said,
[("Stop that, you're not supposed to drink tea with a
spoon.")]
I then responded, "Then why is it called a
teaspoon?" I have yet to hear an answer back.
~
`Last week I met some new friends on my vacation. When I
left we shared a big goodbye and said how we would never see each
other again. I ended up sitting next to them on the flight home.
It was awkward.
~
`Today, while impatiently waiting for a website to load I
was reading the page. Down the bottom it said "If you think
this load is taking too long, think about how long it would take
to find this information in the library." Touché
internet.
~
`Today, I was putting on sun screen that said 'water
proof'. I looked on the back. It said to remove, use water. I
feel I've been deceived.
`Today, I was at a restaurant with my family and I left to
go wash my hands. When I came back I heard my niece having an in
depth conversation with our waiter about how I'm a ninja and that
I'm save the world daily. He asked for my number. Best niece
EVER.
~
`Today I had accidentally left the door open a bit while
using the restroom. My puppy walked in and stared at me for a few
seconds until I said
[("Well this is a little awkward".)]
He then proceeded to sit facing the wall. I'm glad he
knows how to get out of such a situation.
~
`Yesterday I saw an ice cream truck following a school bus
around. Every time a kid got off they'd buy ice cream. Best.
Strategy. Ever.
~
`Today, in the showers after football, a teammate of mine
said, "This one's too hot", to which I replied;
"This one's too cold". Not expecting a room full of
football players to get my reference, the entire room in unison
said; "This one's juuust right".
~
`Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my parents staring
into each others eyes. I assumed they were having a romantic
moment until I heard my dad say "Darling, I will always be
the Champion of Staring Contests so save yourself the trouble and
just blink".
~
`For the past week my family has been looking at houses to
buy. In every house my two little sisters look for the best room
and scream "I CALL THIS ONE" even though if we did get
the house...they probably wouldn't get that room. Today, we
entered a room with pink walls and a disco ball on the ceiling
and before my sisters could say anything my dad screamed "I
CALL THIS ONE." I love him.
~
`Today, my English teacher got really upset at my class and
issued a pop quiz. When my teacher was handing out the tests, he
slipped in a note to me that said, "In about five minutes, I
want you to get up, rip your paper in two, and start cursing at
me. I then want you to walk out the room and not come back.
You're welcome." I did exactly what he wrote. My classmates
thought I was a hero.
~
*mylifeisaverage.com*
:)
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xo_BrunetteBabe_xo · 1 decade ago
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OMG! This quote is soo long! I just love MLIA though so I just HAD to read it! :) shows how average my life is. :)