Today I
discovered the true reason my mom wanted a Facebook account. It
wasn't to creep on my profile or talk to our relatives like I
assumed. She just wanted to set her profile language to Pirate.
My mom is awesome. MLIA.
Today I
typed 'you like' into google. It said "you like krabby
patties dont you squidward". I love you google.
MLIA
Today,
after reading all the posts about Speech Recognition I decided
to try it out. My computer doesn't understand me when I speak
in a normal voice, but when I use a British accent it
understands me perfectly. MLIA
Today, I
saw a license plate cover that said "my other car is a
broom." It's good to know they're keeping the wizarding
world a secret, by not riding their broomstick in public.
MLIA.
I was in
the car with my brother coming home from a vacation. On the way
we passed a barn full of cows. I roll down my window and scream
"MOO!" One of the cows looked up. I have a bond with
that cow. MLIA
Today,
I was thinking about how cool it would be if
there was a robot that you could put a math equation into and it
would give you the answer. I then realized that it would be a
calculator.
MLIA.
