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Hey it's SHANNON!
(a.k.a.xoshannonbellxox)
Check out my friends quotes!
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We're all crazy and luv it!
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Check out my quotes and live like there's no tomorrow!
P.S.I DO FADES!
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  1. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    Sometimes what you want isn't always what you get. But in the end what you get is so much better than what you wanted.

  2. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 9:37am UTC
    Screw
    Jacob Black,
    and the
    Jonas Brothers.
    J.B stands for...
    Justin Bieber

  3. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2009 8:47am UTC
    Victoria
    *Request*
    *SEND ME YOUR REQUESTS!*

  4. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 10:37pm UTC
    I know it seems like he was [everything].
    Like you can't live without his love.
    Like he was the one.
    But hunny, everything happens for a reason.
    And this happened because you were too good for him
    And he wasn't good enough for you.
    100% Mine*Please don't jock

  5. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2009 10:53am UTC
    Today my dad was walking down the stairs with a burger
    He triped and fell and dropped the burger.
    While he was on the floor,my dog ran over to him.
    While my mother ignored him.
    My dad said "Oh Teddy! You came to help me!"
    Teddy took the burger off his plate.
    I laughed.
    My dad gave me a nasty look.
    MLIA
    My own MLIA. This actually happened.

  6. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    Today
    I stared at a black circular object in the hallway at my school for about 5 minutes, wondering what it was.
    I realized that it was the new security camera,
    when my principal came over the intercom instructing me to go to class and to stop staring at her.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  7. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 9:06pm UTC
    Today
    I was watching TV with my boyfriend and I absentmindedly started tapping on his arm.
    Then I started tapping out a beat.
    My boyfriend looked over at me and said, "Robot Chicken theme song?"
    I knew we were soulmates.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  8. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    Today
    My boyfriend said in a very serious voice, "I have a request."
    Worried that something was wrong I told him to go ahead.
    He replied with, "When we get our own place can we buy a bunch of silly straws?"
    I know for sure that this is the man I will marry one day.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  9. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    Today
    My roommate and I were leaving a restaurant when she saw a friend of hers walking in with a guy and stopped to talk to him.
    The friend's companion and I didn't know each other so I decided to throw my arms out and yell "Oh my God, I haven't seen you in so long!".
    Instead of being confused, the guy immediately responded with an "I know, right?!" and a hug.
    We started making up false stories about how I once broke his mother's hip with a trampoline.
    I have met my soulmate.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  10. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:57pm UTC
    Today
    I met a boy named Peter Piper at my college orientation.
    I asked him if he had ever picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    He said yes.
    We hugged.
    I think I found my soulmate.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  11. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:54pm UTC
    Today
    An average looking boy moved in next door.
    But when I asked him what school he used to go to, he said Hogwarts.
    I told him it was so cool he lived in Italy.
    Without even taking a breath he said "i love you".
    He's even more average now, and I think I found my soulmate.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  12. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:51pm UTC
    Today
    I was on a subway and someone's watch was ticking quite loudly.
    I said "Hmm, what is that mysterious ticking noise..." with a fake british accent.
    Someone began singing the, "snape, snape, severus snape" tune.
    I yelled "Dumbledore!".
    We exchanged smiles.
    I think I've found my soulmate.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  13. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:46pm UTC
    Today
    I threw pillows at my brother to annoy him.
    He just took the pillows and made a fort.
    Now I'm jealous and want the pillows back.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  14. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    Today
    I learned that there is an app for the iPhone,
    that tells you the best time to get up and pee during a movie.
    It made my day.
    MLIA
    credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  15. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:39pm UTC
    Today
    I found out my dad bought dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
    I am now making the meat eaters fight the plant eaters
    and using ketchup for blood.
    MLIA
    Credit to mylifeisaverage.com

  16. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 8:25pm UTC
    Your clothes are so tacky...
    THEY STICK TO THE WALL!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    GDTMZ watching a stupid school play. LOL u know who you are...= )

  17. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 5:01pm UTC
    Always be yourself
    Because the people that mind don't matter,
    and the people who matter don't mind.
    Not jocking. My friend said this to me, and i did this format.

  18. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 4:34pm UTC
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  19. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 3:56pm UTC
    Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt; two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. Now you can proudly say you know the story of
    Jack Schitt
    This was on a shirt that a friend found at a store while I was visiting Kentucky. LOL luv it!

  20. xoshannonbellxox xoshannonbellxox
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2009 3:44pm UTC
    Peter: Hey Brian! Look! There's a message in my alphabet cereal! It says 0000000000000000000000000000000000!
    Brian: Peter, those are
    ------------>CHEERIOS<------------
    Just my favorite Family Guy Moment

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