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Quotes added on Friday, September 13 2019


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ☞Eman☜* ☞Eman☜*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 12:25pm UTC
    My school senior will be in 2020 , then i`ll go to university
    I`ll forget everythig
    my friends
    TV
    internet
    wittyprofiles
    just i`ll study

  3. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 3:16pm UTC
    So I go to McDonald's since I'm sick and don't feel like cooking, and order a big mac meal and head home. I get home and to my amazement there's no burger...on my burger.
    Initially I wanted to be upset, as a paying customer, and blame whoever it is that made the sandwich for such a stupid silly mistake.
    However, as someone who has worked in the service industry for a long time I couldn't help but to laugh. It really made me reflect on some of my worst days where I've made silly mistakes and had to stand silently while getting screamed at by some angry middle aged Karen lady about how stupid and uneducated I must be.
    I headed back to McDonalds to show them and get a corrected one and we all had a great laugh about it. I was happy to laugh with the staff and wait for a fresh one. We, as humans, all make mistakes and no matter how stupid or silly it may seem, it happens! Not every situation involving simple mistakes needs to be hostile or make the individual feel belittled. We have all forgotten to put the Big mac on the Big mac at some point. Be kind❤

  4. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 7:58pm UTC
    You were born of the stars, dear girl; stop settling for the dust they leave behind.

  5. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 9:32pm UTC
    I can't handle the truth? That's not what the truth said last night.

  6. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 9:33pm UTC
    Diseases have names. Cures are anonymous.

  7. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2019 9:34pm UTC
    My daughter says she wants to smash the patriarchy.
    I told her "When you're 21, buy me a bottle of Tanqueray – you'll have the patriarchy smashed in an hour."

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