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Quotes added on Wednesday, April 29 2015

  1. Lunabear Lunabear happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 12:09am EDT
    The view from the top,
    is completely different.
    I'm done with the
    lower view.

  2. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 12:58am EDT
    So I was in Italian class yesterday and the itailian teacher said “tedesco" (which is Italian for the word German) when suddenly the quietest girl in class said really loudly “that sounds liket---ticle!"

  3. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:07am EDT
    A kid dug a giant d-----k into the football field. The school planted the wrong type of grass back into the d------k.

  4. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:27am EDT
    Two teenagers lured multiple r--ists online by posing as a 15 year old girl, only to show up at the meeting spot dressed as batman and the flash to record them

  5. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:33am EDT
    If you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

  6. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:40am EDT
    so one day my mum decided to see what was happening in Austraila recently and found out that a rampaging pig drank 18 beers and got into a fight with a cow.
    unfortunately this really happened.......

  7. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 2:08am EDT
    If you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

  8. Shooting_Star* Shooting_Star*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 2:26am EDT
    Happiness Overloaded! :D

  9. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 2:35am EDT
    If you make it a Habit to make your Today better than your Yesterday, then for sure, your Tomorrow will be better than your Today.-RVM


  10. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  11. Shooting_Star* Shooting_Star*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 3:57am EDT
    "Sometimes you gotta fall before you fly!"

  12. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 4:44am EDT
    If you let this train roll down these tracks
    GONNA WISH YOU TRIED TO TALK ME BACK.
    Boy, you're gonna miss everything we had,
    if you let this train roll down these tracks.
    © format coded by: br0kenwings
    Please don't remove this, or make it
    invisible!

  13. Viintagebarbiie Viintagebarbiie
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 5:02am EDT
    Dear Future Daughter..
    There is just a few things you should know.. Here we go..
    1.Make sure you take care of yourself.. Be who you want to be.
    2. Don't let silly boys bring you down, Because there will be alot of boys that will bring you down. Learn from your mothers mistakes.. Trust me.
    3. Dont ever settle for anything less, You know your worth dont go below what your worth is.
    4. You will always be beautiful no matter what, Don't ever let anyone tell you different. I let people tell me different and it effects me to this day..
    5. I will always love you for the person you are, I Will always be proud of you.
    6. There will come a time where you think you have found a lovely boy... Chances are.. You haven't. You will not find true love... True love will come to you. He may seem the most perfect boy but don't be fooled! They are toxic! Focus on schooling and you should get by just fine, There's plenty of time to have the boy of your dreams later.
    7. If there is a girl you go to school with and you see her alone, Go up to her and ask her if she is okay. I promise you most of the time, They aren't okay and would like to lend a ear of the problems.
    Please learn from your mummas mistakes, I will ensure I will protect you from all harm. Just remember you are amazing and you are loved very much <3
    Your Future mummy xx

  14. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 6:58am EDT
    Tell me something sweet
    to get me by.

  15. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 7:01am EDT
    if heaven's grief brings hell's reign
    then i'd trade all my tomorrows
    for just one yesterday

  16. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 7:03am EDT
    Sometimes the person that you'd take the bullet for
    is behind the trigger
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  17. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 7:42am EDT
    Ya know getting over someone is really hard; however, it is even harder when a) you were never with them. B) they have kids. C) they have a wife. D) they're like 40 years old. e) you've never even met the man. F) everyone loves him.I will always love you Will Smith 😍😔

  18. Paula_P* Paula_P*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 7:58am EDT
    Don't worry,I'm here for you


  19. posted a quote
    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
    This quote does not exist.

  20. Shooting_Star* Shooting_Star*
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 8:20am EDT
    I always thought true love never exist, Never will happen to me
    But as I open my eyes I cannot deny that I have found someone! ♡

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