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Quotes added on Saturday, October 4 2014

  1. Joy3336 Joy3336
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    October 4, 2014 9:01pm EDT
    I guess some would read this and probably see others like it but I have to say. For a while now I have been absolutly captivated by my friend he is the best thing in the world to me I look forward to mondays which is something I haven't done since nap times in elementary. I love him and my heart feels like it going to explode whenever his arm brushes mine. But I have been friendzoned does anyone have any ideas on how to get out of this zone because the friendzone is tearing me apart from the inside out.

  2. KissTomorrowGoodbye KissTomorrowGoodbye
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    October 4, 2014 9:06pm EDT
    1. What color is your toothbrush? Pink & Black
    2. Name some people who made you smile today: Richie, Kaylin, Isaak
    3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning? Geography
    4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Talking to Richie
    5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Hersey; Milk Chocolate
    6. Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope
    7. What is the last thing you said aloud? "I love you"
    8. What is your favorite ice cream? Vanilla Bean
    9. What was the last thing you drank? Water
    10. Do you like your wallet? I don't have one
    1. What was the last thing you ate? Pasta
    12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope
    13. The last sporting event you watched? Football
    14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Butter
    15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? My cousin; Dale
    16. Ever go camping? All the time ^.^
    17. Do you take vitamins daily? Nooo
    18. Do you go to church every week? No, I used to.
    19. Do you have a tan? Lol.. no
    20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Yeeee
    21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? I drink.. everything with a straw.
    22. What did your last text message say? "Goodnight"
    25. Look to your left, what do you see? Math Book/Binder
    26. What color is your watch? I don't have one.
    27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? Aydey
    29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Drive Thru
    30. What is your favorite number? 3
    31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My Sister
    32. Any plans today? Nope
    33. How many states have you lived in? 2 c:
    34. Biggest annoyance right now? Everything about her..
    35. Last song listened to? Devil in the Wishing Well~Five For Fighting
    36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? Lol No...
    37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? No..
    38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Cheap pair of flip flops.. Gotta wear em while I can ;)
    39. Are you jealous of anyone? Nope :)
    40. Is anyone jealous of you? I hope not..
    41. Do you love anyone? Yes <3
    42. Do any of your friends have children? Nope
    43. What do you usually do during the day? School, skype, walk around.
    44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No, I don't 'hate' anyone
    45. Did anything make your day today? Him <3 Like always
    46. What color is your car? Don't have one
    47. Do you like cats? I LOVE cats
    48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Him, my dad.
    49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? Sadly, No
    50. How did you get your worst scar? Burning

  3. Morgan* Morgan*
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    October 4, 2014 9:17pm EDT
    -2 years ago-Me: I just found out how to tolerate Justin Bieber and now Five Directions and Austin Mahomie come along.

  4. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:29pm EDT
    My mom told me I need to be more feminine and see things from a woman's point of view for once..... So I looked out the kitchen window.

  5. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
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    October 4, 2014 9:30pm EDT
    I want to be somebody else.I'm my own worst enemy.

  6. MelissaaAnnee.* MelissaaAnnee.*
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    October 4, 2014 9:33pm EDT
    Is it okay to cry now?. . .

  7. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:38pm EDT
    Plan of action :1) Go to pet store, purchase bird seeds and ask how long it'll take for the birds to grow2) Watch the reaction of the cashier

  8. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:42pm EDT
    Get hoarders addicted to crack.They'll sell all their things! Boom! Next problem!

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:45pm EDT
    People assume I’m smart when theysee my glasses case. Then they seethat I use it to store a Snickers barand they recognize my true genius.


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    December 31, 1969 7:00pm EST
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  11. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:50pm EDT
    WAR is when government tells you who the enemy is.REVOLUTION is when you figure who your enemy really is.

  12. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:55pm EDT
    I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.Which is the one about being in a closet?

  13. Gpc11 Gpc11
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    October 4, 2014 9:59pm EDT
    UK: We call is Autumn, from the French word "autompne" and later, the Latin word "autumnus"USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN BlTCH!

  14. Amazing*Panda* Amazing*Panda*
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    October 4, 2014 10:15pm EDT
    your just like an angel
    your skin makes me cry
    you float like an angel
    in a beautifal world
    i wanna be special
    your so f*cking specal

  15. beary0630 beary0630
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    October 4, 2014 10:17pm EDT
    One Direction Update
    10/4/14 10:20 PM EDT
    Hey everyone! Not to much to update on today. The boys had the day off! They should be in Miami by now! Tomorrow is sadly the last day of the Where We Are Tour! It will be at the Sunlife Stadium! After that they will most likely head home for a little time off before they start their fall/pre-album activites!
    Here's a breif overview of the boys' Fall/Winter schedule: We will be getting the Steal My Girl video shortly, plus a likely tracklist for Four! Then the boys will be doing radio promo and appearances on TV shows like X Factor and other music shows or interviews. Basically what they usually do this time of year! They'll be back in the US on November 17th in Orlando for the Today Show! (First time not in NYC!) Also the day Four drops. Hopefully while they're back in the US they'll do another SNL again! Then after that their last event of the year is usually performing at the XF UK finale at Wembley in December. Then they'll be off for Christmas and through the New Year, most likely making more music videos in between here and there. Then they start the On The Road Again Tour in February! There will most likely be more tour announcements for the UK, Europe and North America at some point as well!
    No rumors or links today!

  16. Joy3336 Joy3336
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    October 4, 2014 10:22pm EDT
    Sail! This is how I show my love I made it in my mind because I blame it on my A.D.D baby this is how an angel dies I blame it on my own supply I blame it on my A.D.D baby. Sail! Sail! Sail! I hear this pretty much every morning at my school.

  17. Amazing*Panda* Amazing*Panda*
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    October 4, 2014 10:28pm EDT
    why you gotta be so rude?
    dont you know im human too?
    why you gotta be so rude?

  18. Amazing*Panda* Amazing*Panda*
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    October 4, 2014 10:31pm EDT
    im bringing booty back
    so you can go tell those skinny b*tches that
    nah, im just kidding
    i know you think your fat
    but im here to tell you
    every inch of you is perfect
    from the bottem to the top

  19. Heartless17* Heartless17*
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    October 4, 2014 10:35pm EDT
    Life is too short,
    and you're almost dead.

  20. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
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    October 4, 2014 11:00pm EDT
    You wanna know what I miss? Hockey games! I want to go to one again so bad!

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