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Quotes added on Friday, August 1 2014

  1. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 6:22am UTC
    alarm clocks were invented because every morning should start with a heart attack

  2. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 6:26am UTC
    Don't leave something good to find something better because once you realize you had the best the best has found better

  3. rizwan rizwan
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 6:40am UTC
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    August 1, 2014 6:43am UTC
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    August 1, 2014 6:44am UTC
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    August 1, 2014 6:45am UTC
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  7. Yaviva Yaviva
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:07am UTC
    Dear those I deem 'strangers',
    Please know that I am tumbling into a raveen through another road at the end of a corner and which sometimes takes what seems like 1/6 of my life span. Although every human being goes through one it seems a thousand more appear at each path I pave for myself. I exclude you from the few folds of my frontal cortex as when you create happier memories that will take over my entirety; the memory of how I seemingly forgot you will still be etched in the back of your head even when you suffer dementia and that reassures me of my existance even if its just for a second.

  8. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:09am UTC
    remember that person you said you couldn't live without well look at you living and crap

  9. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:19am UTC
    you are the first thing I think about when I wake up in the morning and the last thing I think about when I go to sleep even though I'm pretty sure you haven't thought about me once and probably don't feel the same way I do I will love you forever

  10. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
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    August 1, 2014 7:24am UTC
    Boy at school: what are you looking at
    me: I don't know but it's pretty ugly!

  11. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:36am UTC
    A successful man makes more money then his wife can spend a successful woman is she who can find such a man

  12. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:43am UTC
    God made coke god made Pepsi god made me oh so sexy god made rivers god made lakes god made you well we all make mistakes

  13. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:45am UTC
    There is no elevator to success,
    Y O U H A V E T O T A K E T H E S T A I R S . . . ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  14. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 7:47am UTC
    a long time ago we had Johnny cash Steve jobs and bob hope now we have no cash no jobs and no hope I just hope Kevin bacon doesn't die cause then we'll have no bacon!

  15. mudkip* mudkip*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 8:06am UTC
    It's always have and never hold You've begun to feel like home What's mine is yours to leave or take What's mine is yours to make your own

  16. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 8:10am UTC
    Don't cry when the sun is gone,
    ★ ▧▨▧★ b e c a u s e t h e t e a r s ★ ▧▨▧★
    W O N ' T L E T Y O U S E E T H E S T A R S...

  17. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 8:41am UTC
    What's worse? Being in love with a fictional
    character and knowing
    it'll never happen no matter how
    hard you try... Or being in love
    with a celebrity and
    having that 1% of hope
    that it could happen?

  18. eleynaxo6 eleynaxo6
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 9:15am UTC
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  19. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 9:38am UTC
    I tried to forget,
    but you grew roots around my ribcage,
    and sprouted flowers
    just below my collarbones.
    All day I pluck their petals,
    But I have not jes ascertaind,
    whether you love me,
    or not.

  20. Zorox Zorox
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2014 9:50am UTC
    Lost souls rest here.

:)

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