Quotes added on Tuesday, June 24 2014

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June 24, 2014 12:00am UTC

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

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June 24, 2014 12:01am UTC

America: Making my way downtown
America: Walking fast
China: Hey America, you owe me money-
America: Walking faster

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June 24, 2014 12:04am UTC

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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fungirl
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June 24, 2014 12:25am UTC

I DONT EVEN LIKE YOU WHY'D YOU WANT TO GO AND MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY?

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fungirl
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June 24, 2014 12:30am UTC

Wasn't Looking For A Promise Or Commitment
But it was never just fun and I thought you were different.

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Dave Strider *
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June 24, 2014 12:35am UTC

imagine cauliflower-eared genitalia in a hat

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BringMeTheHappiness
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June 24, 2014 1:02am UTC

If you obey
All the rules
You miss
All the fun

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 1:14am UTC

"no one can love you until you love yourself"
that is complete bullsh×t
don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 1:15am UTC

are you a prostitute
because youre prosticute

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 1:16am UTC

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
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June 24, 2014 1:21am UTC

All my dreamer's put your hands in the sky, One time for the bullshit that you came from worked hard to get away from but the devils there and you just can't seem to shake em, Two times for them long nights that you stayed up thinkin about that paper
Crush it, lick it, split it, light it, blaze up from the mind of a stoner

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June 24, 2014 1:23am UTC

THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SH×T

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June 24, 2014 1:24am UTC

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

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DoubtfulDelinquent
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June 24, 2014 1:49am UTC

The day has come where I have died, only to find I've come alive.

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maddy96
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June 24, 2014 1:50am UTC

Hola

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maddy96
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June 24, 2014 1:51am UTC

Hola

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DoubtfulDelinquent
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June 24, 2014 1:51am UTC

I wish i'd been, i wish i'd been a teen teen idle, i wish i'd been a prom queen fighting for the title, instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible, feeling super super super suicidal, the wasted years, the wasted youth, the pretty lies, the ugly truth.

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ilovemybestfriendmike_610
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June 24, 2014 1:53am UTC

I promise to plamt kisses like seeds on your body
so in time, you can grow to love yourself as I love you.

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