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Quotes added on Tuesday, June 17 2014

  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:52pm UTC
    Its not you, its me... Its me that's sick of your bullsh*t.

  2. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:53pm UTC
    You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:54pm UTC
    It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:54pm UTC
    Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    May I go to the toilet = I'm f*cking bored.

  6. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    Me: Hey close the door.
    Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
    Me: *dying whale noise*

  7. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:56pm UTC
    Me: Hey close the door.
    Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
    Me: *dying whale noise*

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    The Person Who Always Irritates You,
    Is The One Who LOVES You The Most
    But Only Fails To Express It

  9. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 1:59pm UTC
    Too many teenagers are worried about love and finding it. This is the time to find yourself, who you really are and what you want to be.

  10. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:02pm UTC
    We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

  11. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:03pm UTC
    Gotta go witties, byeeee:)

  12. InsertWittyUsernamePlease InsertWittyUsernamePlease
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:07pm UTC
    Idle hands are the devil's tools.

  13. LittleCaringFreak LittleCaringFreak
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    Empty.. Just.. Empty..

  14. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    Heart broken... Once again :(

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:39pm UTC
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    "let me guess, he's one of
    'those guys'. you know the kind i'm talking about. the outgoing, attractive ones with the nice clothes, the ones who always seem to know the right thing to say and somehow manage to charm everyone of all ages, especially girls like you. he flirts with them like crazy, sometimes without even realizing, and every girl begins to think she's special to him--except when they find out that he treats every girl like that. and you, girl, you were smart. you knew you had to steer clear from him, because you weren't going to be his next victim. but eventually he came around to you; and even though you said you weren't going to, you fell for him. hard. and you still stayed, even though you knew you were going to get hurt in the end. and the end is now; because he's already moved onto the next girl, and you're a wreck."

  16. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:40pm UTC
    Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

  17. Steezy Steezy
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:43pm UTC
    What does helium do to your voice?
    it makes it highhhhh

  18. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    "I'm sorry" and "my bad' mean the same thing...unless you're at a funeral.

  19. TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R * TRU3LOV3FOR3V3R *
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
    Class: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
    Teacher: You have to take notes.
    Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
    Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
    Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽

  20. spoons spoons
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2014 2:54pm UTC
    i should be
    (( w i s e r, A N D R E A L I Z E ♥ ))
    THAT I'VE GOT
    » » » ONE LESS PROBLEM without you [x] [x] [x]

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