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Quotes added on Tuesday, June 3 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 2:59am UTC
    I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.

  3. Kynx* Kynx*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:27am UTC
    Teachers: Write an essay that's two thousand pages minimum, with detailed artisitc pictures and diagrams, and has to be written by hand. And guess what? It's due in two days, b*tch.

  4. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:35am UTC
    Live before the Journey is over, Live before it is too late. LIVE because you deserve to.-RVM

  5. Kynx* Kynx*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:36am UTC
    Problem?
    Ok. Answer me this: In ten years, will you care?
    If not, then forget about it!

  6. Kynx* Kynx*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:44am UTC
    Hell is living without your love, ain't nothing without your touch, heaven would be like hell, is living without you.
    - Alice Cooper ♥

  7. Kynx* Kynx*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 3:47am UTC
    Sometimes, you just have to accept things as they are. People included.

  8. TodayBegins TodayBegins
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 5:27am UTC
    I know at the moment we're falling apart and i know we're stressing
    and i know we seem as if we're never going to be the same , but
    all i wish to say is hold on to what we have now please,
    cherish it, remember all of our good times,
    remembe rhow you use to say you loved me loads and that i
    was your life line, i loved hearing that..
    pull me close, hold me tight, wipe me eyes and dont let me go
    Please , don't give up on us.. and don't let me give up on us either..
    stay by myside through the bad... and please be there for me more
    often, it hurts being alone without you here,
    meaning , everyday your gone i wish to be there in your arms..
    its getting hard for us at the moment i know.. but ,
    can you please , please make it fix..
    im trying to hold on as well..
    and i'll forever love you, ashton hopkins,
    your fiance momo hopkins..
    you are my world
    and my heart, i promise you are.. and your the reason i live ..

  9. Callisto* Callisto*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 5:59am UTC
    That one night
    I was walking behind a woman when I was on my way home. She started walking faster, so I walked faster, too. Then she started running, so I ran, too. Suddenly she screamed, so I ran even faster. All the while I had no idea what we were running from.

  10. Callisto* Callisto*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 6:06am UTC
    When I was little
    I asked my mom how babies are made. She told me "Well, first you undress and then the man goes on top and the woman is on bottom." Ever since then, I spent a lot of nights with my partners in my comfortable bunk bed. I still don't understand how this is supposed to get anyone pregnant.

  11. KaylaJolynn KaylaJolynn
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:49am UTC
    Maybe I should just go away for a while..

  12. dancerw dancerw
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:50am UTC
    girls be like
    'fries before guys hehe'
    but im like
    ALL FOODS BEFORE DUDES
    #FoodsBeforeDudesNation

  13. DanielaMN DanielaMN
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:51am UTC
    Definition
    Woman = is like the internet: knows everything and stops working if you haven't paid the bill

  14. dancerw dancerw
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:53am UTC
    you know, you're a lot like celine dion.
    you don't miss it when it's gone,
    but when you come back it's like
    'hey, i like that'

  15. dancerw dancerw
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:55am UTC
    nobody's worth your tears, sweetheart...

  16. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:56am UTC
    You and I,
    will always be unfinished buisness.

  17. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:58am UTC
    If someone wants to leave your life let them,
    once they have realised what they've lost,
    they will come crawling back.

  18. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:58am UTC
    I'm at work right now and I'm sneakily going on witty, hehe:p

  19. quotelover7 quotelover7
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:59am UTC
    Absence makes the heart go fonder.
    Sometimes you don't realise how much you love a person.
    Till they're gone..

  20. dancerw dancerw
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 7:59am UTC
    she's just so carefree,
    can't you see?
    no one in this world
    is living
    that free.

:)

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