Quotes added on Sunday, May 25 2014

yourcool
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May 25, 2014 1:24am UTC

be the person your dog thinks you are

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yourcool
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May 25, 2014 1:29am UTC

I hope you fall in love with someone
who makes you question why you ever
thought you would be better off alone.

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yourcool
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May 25, 2014 1:31am UTC

9 out of 10 dentists recommend
following my blog, not just for a brighter smile but for a brighter future

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yourcool
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May 25, 2014 1:33am UTC

i'm a hopeless romantic with
a dirty mind who has high standards

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yourcool
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May 25, 2014 1:34am UTC

the first step to any murder is
to just have fun and be yourself

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yourcool
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May 25, 2014 1:37am UTC

if you ever get into a fight with your
significant other just breathe in the helium of a balloon and have an argument and the first one to laugh loses

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DanielaMN
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May 25, 2014 2:28am UTC

Me: Mommy, you look tired. Do you want me to help with some house chores?
Mom: No, darling, thanks! Just relax or do your homework.
After 5 minutes
Mom: Daniii! Come here and help me! Why are you always lazing around?!! You are never helping me with anything! You just play video games all day! Is this how your friends treat their mothers??

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vikas shrivastav*
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May 25, 2014 2:46am UTC

Why can't we be together, if we both want to ?

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dunner*
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May 25, 2014 3:04am UTC

I think cussing is an ingenious beautiful way to describe every emotion I have ever felt in my life.
(So don't expect me to tone it down in my posts anytime soon. *cough* fck *cough*)

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foreverbrokenhearted
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May 25, 2014 3:11am UTC

Strong enough to leave you, but weak enough to need you

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dunner*
posted a quote
May 25, 2014 3:15am UTC

Me and a guy were sitting after school when we see a fellow Asian classmate sashay by.
Him: *referring to girl that walked by* She reminds me of a blonde.
Me: *amused* Okay why?
Him: Well she's a cheerleader, she's annoyingly cheerful and smiley, and she's incredibly stupid.
Me: Wait what?!
Him: She's dumb as fck. *stares at me to challenge his logic*

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*tripsoverfridge*
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May 25, 2014 3:19am UTC

I don't even know any more. It's just the sound of drums, guitars, and beautiful voices that makes me happy. That's why I don't listen to mainstream music.

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polaroidmgc*
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May 25, 2014 4:08am UTC

'cause I'm just a teenage fan girl baby.
I'm just a teenage fan girl baby.
Listen to Five sos with me baby,
With me
His name is Ansel.
He was in TFIOS.
He makes me weird.
As if I wasn't before that.
Oh how he's hot.
As Ansel or Gus.
BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM.
AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME.
'cause I'm just a teenage fan girl baby.
I'm just a teenage fan girl baby.
Listen to Five sos with me baby,
With me.
There are these four guys.
There names are Calum, Luke and
Michael and Ash.
They are just so perfect
I can't even write
They turn my face white
Now help me I'm gonna pass out.
Cuz they won't give me a shout.
'cause I'm just a teenage fan girl baby.
I'm just a teenage fan girl baby.
Listen to Five sos with me baby.
With me.

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