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Quotes added on Thursday, May 15 2014

1. Michelle Parker *
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   May 15, 2014 7:00am UTC
   fun fact: you have a better chance of marrying a MAGcon boy than ever winning the lottery and if that didnt brighten your day then what will
   
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2. Michelle Parker *
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   May 15, 2014 7:02am UTC
   I say we start a petition for all the boys of MAGcon to do a shirtless photoshoot
   
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3. Michelle Parker *
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   May 15, 2014 7:04am UTC
   The fact that shawn has gotten so big make me happy but i still kinda wish he was my little secret
   
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4. Michelle Parker *
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   May 15, 2014 7:07am UTC
   Even if you're not a matt girl, you're a matt girl
   
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5. Michelle Parker *
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   May 15, 2014 7:13am UTC
   I believe you belong in my bed Mr. Caniff
   
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6. cacti *
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   May 15, 2014 7:14am UTC
   Blank this for a secret:
   I love you, and you're beautiful just the way you are
   
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7. *Suicidal Fantasy*
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   May 15, 2014 7:20am UTC
   Tears...fall from my face
   
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8. cacti *
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   May 15, 2014 7:33am UTC
   Me: I'm going to study..
   Mom: what?
   Dad: what?
   Brother: what?
   Sister: what?
   Grandma: what?
   Grandpa: what?
   Bestie: what?
   Aunt: what?
   Beyonce: what?
   Justin Bieber: what?
   Zombies: what?
   Aliens: what?
   Rocks: what?
   Dogs: what?
   Cats: what?
   God: what?
   The whole world: what?
   Me: ..a magazine
   
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9. cacti *
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   May 15, 2014 7:50am UTC
   Because I'm not the kind of girl guys fall in love with
   
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10. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. 7year-hole*
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    May 15, 2014 8:35am UTC
    "The Beatles were hella rad."
    - probably Jesus
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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14. Morgan*
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    May 15, 2014 8:51am UTC
    "Lιƒє ιѕ тσσ ρяєcισυѕ тσ wσяяу αвσυт ѕтυρι∂ тнιηgѕ, нανє ƒυη, ƒαℓℓ ιη ℓσνє,яєgяєт ησтнιηg αη∂ ∂ση'т ℓєт ρєσρℓє вяιηg уσυ ∂σwη"
    
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15. *Suicidal Fantasy*
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    May 15, 2014 9:00am UTC
    But love starts with a vision...
    
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16. Bye Summer*
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    May 15, 2014 9:08am UTC
    So you wanna play with magic?
    Boy you should know what you're falling for♥
    
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17. Crazy_Beautiful202
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    May 15, 2014 9:10am UTC
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    A mosquito landed on my boyfriends butt... Easiest decision of my life.
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18. Crazy_Beautiful202
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    May 15, 2014 9:11am UTC
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    Just too hot outside to be in a committed relationship
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19. Crazy_Beautiful202
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    May 15, 2014 9:12am UTC
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    How you gon' act surprised when the same sh*t you've been doing to others happens to you? It should've been expected.
    .....
    
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20. Crazy_Beautiful202
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    May 15, 2014 9:15am UTC
    Your hot teacher asks you to stay after school with him
    Time for some D'tention.
    
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