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Quotes added on Monday, March 24 2014

1. capsized*
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   March 24, 2014 1:58am UTC
   it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fückin double standard
   
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2. Satyr
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   March 24, 2014 1:59am UTC
   A person without a sense of humour,
   is like a wagon without springs.
   They feel every bump in the road.
   
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5. Satyr
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   March 24, 2014 2:29am UTC
   If you don't stand for something,
   you'll fall for EVERYTHING...!!
   
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6. *Yours Truly*
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   March 24, 2014 2:55am UTC
   If you cannot handle my overly se/xual sense of humor,
   we can't be friends.
   
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7. *crybaby*
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   March 24, 2014 3:38am UTC
   do you ever just wear headphones so people won't talk to you
   
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9. Dαυgнтєя Of Sαтαи *
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   March 24, 2014 3:43am UTC
   I stay up all night thinking of ways for me to become better.
   
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12. Skimrande
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    March 24, 2014 4:29am UTC
    I really don't have any people in my life who give a sh/t about me and I really need help and guidance or something blahhh
    
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16. RVM
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    March 24, 2014 5:32am UTC
    Don't lose today… For today is guaranteed but tomorrow is not.-RVM
    
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17. SokuDragonBallZ*
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    March 24, 2014 5:48am UTC
    With heavan
    above you
    there's
    Hell over me. .
    
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18. ZombiexEater*
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    March 24, 2014 5:53am UTC
    Kid:*does something nice in front of your parents*
    Parents:*look at you*
    Parents:Why don't you do that for me?
    Like can you leave me out of this
    
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19. JoshDuuuddde*
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    March 24, 2014 6:46am UTC
    rachet a** hoe you don't need love and affection
    
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20. beautifulsmiles
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    March 24, 2014 8:26am UTC
    Monday.
    
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