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Quotes added on Wednesday, February 26 2014

  1. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:12am UTC
    it amazes me that putting a black line on my eyelid makes me feel better about myself

  2. brokenandbeautiful brokenandbeautiful
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:15am UTC
    It's funny that you think I care.

  3. DeeperThanThisSkin DeeperThanThisSkin
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:21am UTC
    Ill always be here for you....Even if your not always there for me....

  4. DeeperThanThisSkin DeeperThanThisSkin
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:28am UTC
    Im gonna start doing a name of the day. So basically i will look in the comments and whichever name is commented first ill look up in the urban dictionary and post. :)


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  6. *crybaby* *crybaby*
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    February 26, 2014 12:41am UTC
    Having trouble breaking up with someone????
    1. Lean in for a kiss
    2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
    3. Say "Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you"
    4. Walk away and let them die

  7. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 12:44am UTC
    i may look calm but i've already banged you 3 times in my head

  8. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
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    February 26, 2014 1:09am UTC
    Is it just me or when you sing in the shower you sound so angelic, but then when you're outside the shower, you sound like an armadillo being run over? ◑.◑

  9. Dudu* Dudu*
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    February 26, 2014 1:10am UTC
    When you think you've got a favourite teacher, and then they yell at you and you're wishing for all the worst things in life to happen to them, then and there.

  10. ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 1:30am UTC
    who needs a boyfriend when you have fictional characters to swoon over?
    i am perfectly content with staying a potato.


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  12. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 2:28am UTC
    I feel bad for people who have awkward situations at the back of their clothes without noticing..
    Like holes in the pants..
    Or stains.. That look like something un nessacery .. ._.

  13. Corinne ✞* Corinne ✞*
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    February 26, 2014 2:30am UTC
    When I was little I was scared of this alien from doctor who right?
    It looked like a white cheese grader.
    So one day I come home from school and go to play in my cubby house, and my dad thought it would be funny to throw a white cheese grader in there while I was playing. I cried for 2 hours straight and had nightmares for a week.
    Dads. -_-

  14. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
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    February 26, 2014 2:31am UTC
    Heaven can wait,
    We're only watching the skies.
    Hoping for the best,
    But expecting the worst.
    Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?
    -Forever Young, Alphaville/Youth Group


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  16. RVM RVM
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    February 26, 2014 3:16am UTC
    First you Yearn to Earn. Then you Learn that others will Burn what you Earn. Stop! Turn and Spend before your End.-RVM


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  19. zombies.are.kwl * zombies.are.kwl *
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 4:46am UTC
    Shot down by strangers
    Whose glances can
    cripple the heart
    and devour the soul

  20. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2014 5:00am UTC
    People say that rhyme
    About sticks and stones
    As if broken bones
    Hurt more than the names we got called
    And we got called them all.
    If a kid breaks in a school
    And no one around chooses to hear
    Do they make a sound?
    We stem from a root planted in the belief
    That we are not what we were called
    We are graduating members from the class of F/ck Off We Made It
    Not the faded echoes of voices crying out
    "Names will never hurt me"
    Of course
    They did

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