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Quotes added on Monday, February 10 2014


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. forgetmenotforever forgetmenotforever
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:30am UTC
    Write Something Your Parents Would Be Proud Of
    Trust me Witty...
    The Only Thing My Parents Could Be Proud Of
    Is a lie....

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:37am UTC
    & I don't know how to be fine
    when I'm not, 'cause I don't know
    how to make a feeling stop
    [ ♡ ]

  4. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:49am UTC
    me: yes mother I'm getting on that homework assignment right now
    me: *puts off my education until the friggin rapture*
    rapture: *begins*
    mother:
    me: LIKE FIVE MORE MINUTES JUST GIVE ME LIKE TEN MORE MINUTES OK

  5. MyCrazyStory MyCrazyStory
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:57am UTC
    Chapter 2
    New Girl
    The beggining of grade 7, and I was stoked. I was really excited because I knew that life was going my way. I had never really been interested in popularity, but people just made me popular. In my school, as I said before it was tiny, and in my class there were 3 other girls. But it was a split class so there were other girls in the younger grade. Anyway, I was hoping that there would be another girl. My friends were ok. They werent the kind of friends who text you when you arent at school, or who never keep secrets from you. So I really wanted there to be a girl who I could trust and befriend. We all went to look at the sheet to see the new class list...No new girl. There was one new person, but I don't think the new girls name was Jason (LOL!!). 6 days through the year, the teacher told us that there was going to be a new classmate. It was a grade 7 girl named Hazel. I was really happy that we were having a new girl in our class, until I found out who she really was...
    Thanks for reading guys! I know it's a little boring but trust me it gets better.
    PS: This character (the speaker, Dalas) seems to be rude, and snoby. But she is actually not, she is nice and sweet and a good friend. Please don't mix up! Even angels like being popular.

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:58am UTC
    how to seduce me:
    •deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
    •dont talk to me

  7. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:01am UTC
    idk, I just think it's really
    sad that the only way I can
    possibily sleep at night, is after
    staying awake 24hrs, and driving
    all f.ucking day in a high-stress
    situation, and even at that I just
    passed out in the middle of the
    day and just happened to sleep
    through the night (5pm-10am.)
    Like, I could be exhausted all
    day but the second night comes
    I just can't sleep. It is either sleep
    when I can, or wait until morning
    because night? that ain't gonna
    happen, and no one understands.
    I can't help it.
    I've honestly been that way since
    I was a little kid. Yeah, tossed and
    turned all night only to be rudely
    awaken a few minutes later in order
    to make it on the bus for elementary
    school. I cried every morning from
    being so exhausted (mixed with the
    trapped feeling school gives me, like
    it's a prison.)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. MyCrazyStory MyCrazyStory
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:12am UTC
    Chapter 3
    True Colors
    Hazel was really shy at first. She seemed nice. She was a tad chubby, but kinda pretty. She had thin dark brown eyes and very light brown skin. She had black a little longer then shoulder length hair. I aproached her first, and introduced myself (Dalas) and my friends introduced themselves. She was a little shy, but we started talking and she was actually very talkative. She said 'Like' a lot, and she was a self pitty kind of person. She had daddy issues, and she wanted everyone to know. Heaven knows why...Anywho, she started telling us lots of stories, like how she was accepted to an art school, (and we found out later that it was a registry school, not an acception school) and that she did competitive dance, even though she could not do a split or a successful pirouette. I was a little jealous of the art thing, which at the time I thought was the truth, because I was known as the artist. Anyway, I thought Hazel was ok. Not the girl I wanted, but she was ok.
    After about a week, she started talking to my Best Friend Alysha a lot. Whenever we tried to talk to Alysha Hazel would drive her away and ignore us. Hazel only ever talked to me and my friends when Alysha wasn't there and she had no one to talk to. Alysha did the same when Hazel wasn't there. It bugged me because whenever we would gossip and tell Hazel a secret, she would tell Alysha. And Alysha, who was the nicest one of us all, did the same.
    One day, Hazel asked me who I liked. I did not trust her a single bit, so I told her I liked some guy named Shawn ( which was a lie )
    This secret she told no one. Why? I still to this day have no idea.
    Please read chapter 4!

  10. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:12am UTC
    Mum says I'm like the Dragon rollercoster at Adventureland when PMSing and on my period, as far as mood swings. I can't say I disagree...

  11. MyCrazyStory MyCrazyStory
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:23am UTC
    Chapter 4
    Password101
    I think Hazel knew that I didn't trust her much anymore, so she asked me to have a sleepover. I went, and while I saw there she sat there on FaceBook for a bit. While she was logging in, she typed her password in the username spot, so I saw it. She quickly erased it, not knowing what I had seen. She thought that I hadn't seen it, which was a relief. The sleepover was really boring. All she did was ask me for gossip and wanted me to tell her everything I knew about the kids in our class, including Alysha, her best friend. What kind of sick person does that? I knew that I had been played to going to this sleepover, and it had just been a scam to get all the secrets out of me. I denied everything, and didn't tell her anything I knew. And, by the way, I knew a lot. Most of the people in my school confide in me for there secrets. Whenever they found something out, they came to me.
    There had often been times when people liked me. I was the 'it' girl. And I mean like guys like me. I found out that this cute guy named Jonah liked me, but I wasn't really into him, but I didn't tell anyone that. Because my friends would tell people, and those people would probably start with Hazel.
    Hazel found out that Jonah liked me, and the minute she found out she came up to me and told me that she liked Jonah, so I couldn't date him. Then, she told Jonah I didn't like him. That happened more then once..
    About a little past halfway during the year, I found out something Hazel had done that was officialy the last straw.
    Read the next chapter! Thanks!

  12. MyCrazyStory MyCrazyStory
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:30am UTC
    Chapter 5
    Did you..
    Hazel pulled the last straw. Alysha came up to me and my friends one day and this is what she said, and I quote ; "Dalas! Hazel just told me that next year I should ditch you guys and stick with her!"
    I was furious.
    A bit later, I found out she was still messing around. She started telling the whole class about our fights and twisting the words to make me seem like the bad guy.
    I confronted her and asked her (having proof) if she had done or said any of those things. She denied everything.
    Hazel was a sick human being. She lied, she stabbed people in the back, she gossiped about her friends, and she treated you one day like trash, and the next day like a trophy.
    I had had enough. I did something that I had been thinking about doing for a while. I'm not proud, but something had to be done.
    Chapter 6 gets pretty interesting...please read if you enjoyed!

  13. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 1:36am UTC
    May I ask you a question?
    It's been on my mind a lot these days.
    Hey honey,
    Will you marry me?
    Mine

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:10am UTC
    guys, so I just opened this
    machete (yeah, yeah, yeah,
    no one gives a s.hit, whatever)
    and it came with a "pocket
    survival guide" and it teaches
    you how to start a fire with a
    car battery. yeah, okay, I'm
    sure there are people that
    just casually carry a f.ucking
    car battery with them in case
    they need to build a fire in a
    survival situation.

  15. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:23am UTC
    I said hey
    It's alright
    Does it make you feel alive
    Don't look back
    Live your life
    Even if its just for tonight
    I said hey
    Its alright
    If it makes you feel alive

  16. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:23am UTC
    Not knowing what to say,
    Nor what to even write
    That girl you once knew
    Climbs out to the rooftop
    She sits and stares at the stars
    Listening to the passing cars
    She's waiting for someone
    Or maybe its something...

  17. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:34am UTC
    They dont know about the things we do
    They dont know about the I love you's
    But I bet you if they only knew
    They would just be jealous of us
    They dont know about the up all nights
    They dont know I've waited all my life
    Just to find a love that feels this right
    Baby they dont know about
    They dont know about us

  18. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:38am UTC
    I need your love
    I need your time
    When everything's wrong
    You make it right
    I feel so high
    I come alive
    I need to be here with you tonight
    I need your love

  19. PowerTumbler411 PowerTumbler411
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:46am UTC
    As a joke I said, "On valentine's day I'll walk up to him, kiss him on the cheek and wish him
    a happy Valentine's day then run away." Now my best friend is trying to convince me to do
    it but I'm scared.

  20. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 2:49am UTC
    Just got #shorthair and I #don'tcare.

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