Quotes added on Monday, February 3 2014

cocopuffs
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 12:45am UTC

If someone says "I love you" and you don't feel the same way, just say "I love YouTube" really fast.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 12:48am UTC

Teacher: Why are you at school so early?
Kid: My mom told me to go to hell.

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Amba_Is_Not_Ok
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 12:54am UTC

Dont forget to smile :D

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:01am UTC

If two people are happy together,
you leave them the fuucck alone.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:03am UTC

She
was tired.
physically and mentally.
she
wanted to close her
eyes and never
open them
again.

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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:03am UTC

I don't think I have ever seen another wittian from California unless I have recommended them to the site or been recommended by them.... Where are all my Cali people?

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anchorage*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:05am UTC

date me
bring me home to your mom and dad.
let them talk about me when i go to the bathroom.
nonchalantly tell your friends how you cant stop thinking about me.
but make it seem like you arent really shook by your feelings.
write it down
write down how you feel.
tell me how you feel
be honest with me
FALL FOR ME
make it hurt
let me in
bring me there
show your sister pictures of me to see if she approves
even though you dont really care if she does or doesnt
just fckin give me a real chance
come sleep in my bed and kiss my neck
& when i start to cry because i am emotinally
overwhelmed by how much i like you,
Just tell me you'll fckin stay.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:05am UTC

Yes,
I am a murderer.
I've been planning to kill someone for
Weeks, months, years.
Many ways,
But I have never been successful.
Yes,
I am a murderer.
But the only person I am trying to kill is
Myself.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:07am UTC

but they didn't even
wonder why
i crossed the street
without looking
both ways
i.c

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:10am UTC

Home alone.
You break down,
Letting out everything,
Crying as loud as you can.
Your family come home,
And here you go.
Fake smile, fake laugh,
Pretend everything is ok.
They don't suspect a thing.
THey don't suspect their child is broken and falling apart.

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:17am UTC

There is something soothing about the fog
The way it can engulf you
The silence is absolute
And the pain nonexistent
Alone but not lonely
Wrapped in the arms of the mist
And maybe
Like the fog
You'll dissolve into nothing
a.c

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planetxar_the_1st
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:44am UTC

Okay, new rule:
DON'T FLIRT WITH ANYONE ON THE NET!!
Just don't go there!!!

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planetxar_the_1st
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:52am UTC

I just spent five minutes on Beautifulkilljoy's page just playing with the cat-mouse with a rainbow coming out of it's bum.
How very intelligent of me. :)

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:57am UTC

In grade school she always had
a shiny star,
for she worked hard and
make her parents happy.
In middle school she always
had straight A's,
for she worked hard and
made her parents proud.
In high school she got straight
F's,
for being sad and a failure in
her parents eyes.
In college she got straight lines,
for those were what stained
her wrists and thighs.
And she finally made her
parents proud because she
was nonexistent
-l.n.w

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MackenzieChase
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 2:24am UTC

Pretend It's OK

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AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 2:24am UTC

What's Micky without Minnie?
What's Pigglet without Pooh?
What's Donald without Daisy?
That's Me without you
When Ariel doesn't sing,
And Pooh Bear hates Honey
When Tigger stops bouncing
And Goofy isn't funny
When Petter Pan can't fly,
And Simba never roars
When Alice in Wonderland
Can't fit through small doors
When Dumbo's ears are small,
And Happily Ever After isn't true,
That's when I'll stop loving you

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MackenzieChase
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 2:29am UTC

I'm Half a Heart without you...

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