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Quotes added on Thursday, January 2 2014

1. 
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3. WantingTheEnd
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   January 2, 2014 4:38am UTC
   You tell me i'm a wreck, you say that i'm a mess, how could you expect anything less?
   
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4. peace10741
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   January 2, 2014 4:40am UTC
   So you only have one life..right?
   SO LIVE IT
   GET OUTSIDE
   HAVE FUN
   SMILE
   AND LOVE LIFE
   BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT COULD END
   
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5. lozyskyflame
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   January 2, 2014 5:00am UTC
   Boy: wanna know something
   Girl: sure :-)
   Boy: Loving you was the second best thing i ever did
   Girl: Well whats the first best thing you ever did
   Boy: Finding you .
   
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6. 
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7. *crybaby*
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   January 2, 2014 5:14am UTC
   me: *just woke up*
   me: *walks into family room*
   parents: OH YOU'RE UP WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT COOK BREAKFAST TEND TO THE GARDEN DO THE LAUNDRY GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL GET A DEGREE AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT
   
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8. *crybaby*
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   January 2, 2014 5:19am UTC
   Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
   
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9. noortycool999
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   January 2, 2014 5:21am UTC
   "don't say i'll do it tomorrow"
   what a great tip i'll start do it tomorrow
   
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10. noortycool999
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    January 2, 2014 5:26am UTC
    what i need is a fridge when i open it i chose any kind of food i want then i wite till it donwload then i eat it
    
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11. tacowoman
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    January 2, 2014 5:40am UTC
    I'm sorryI'm sorry I'm not perfect.I'm sorry that my thighs aren't teeny tiny or that my tummy isn't flat.I'm sorry that my hairs not perfect.I'm sorry that I'm not popular.I'm sorry, ok?But, wanna know a secret?I wouldn't have it any other way.
    
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12. 
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14. Time_of_my_life
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    January 2, 2014 6:23am UTC
    There's something about you
    That just gives me this
    Amazing feeling
    When I think of you and,
    When I'm with you
    I'm just in love with you
    There is no real reason why that is
    I just am.
    
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15. RenieTG
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    January 2, 2014 6:24am UTC
    What do you do when your crush calls other girls with your name on the phone?
    
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16. ducky_the_impossible
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    January 2, 2014 6:43am UTC
    Based on how I react when toast pops out of the toaster,
    I'll will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
    
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17. ducky_the_impossible
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    January 2, 2014 6:45am UTC
    Why is it called
    "Beauty Sleep"
    when you wake up
    looking like a troll?
    
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18. ducky_the_impossible
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    January 2, 2014 6:49am UTC
    Someday someone is going
    to hug you so tight
    that all your broken pieces
    will stick back together.
    
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19. mistymountains
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    January 2, 2014 6:52am UTC
    Only you have the power to landscape your soul.....
    
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20. IJustLikedYourQuote
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    January 2, 2014 7:04am UTC
    How am I meant to help others
    when i can't even help myself?
    
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