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Quotes added on Monday, December 23 2013

  1. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:40am UTC
    That moment when it seems after you learn about a song, it is everywhere.

  2. Irresponsible Irresponsible
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 8:56am UTC
    Teacher: I'm coming around to check homework!
    Teacher: So take it out please!
    Me: *Raises Hand*
    Me: I didn't do it.
    Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA. stupid.
    Teacher: You won't go to college at all!
    Parents: You won't succeed in life! How disgraceful.
    Me: Guys it's homework. Chill the f//ck down.

  3. Princess.Alexia* Princess.Alexia*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:18am UTC
    we live in cities youll never see on screen not very pretty but we sure now how to run free livin the ruins of the palace within my dreams and you know were on eachothers teams
    TEAM:LORDE


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:29am UTC
    Some day when scientists discover the centre of the universe alot of people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:38am UTC
    *looks at self*
    *shakes head*

  8. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:52am UTC
    My favorite thing about the TFiOS movie so far is that Ansel Elgort and Shailene Woodley look exactly how I pictured Hazel and Augustus while reading the book.

  9. DreamAbovetheStars DreamAbovetheStars
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 9:58am UTC
    Scratch that.
    She was pretty.
    Scratch that.
    She was beautiful.
    Scratch that too.
    She was more beautiful,
    Than a sunrise on a winter morning.
    Or a rainfall on an autumn day
    Where the leaves dance in the wind
    And fill the sky with life.
    More beautiful than a flower
    That breaks through the cracks
    Of a concrete garden
    And brings color to the air.
    She was more beautiful,
    Than any poem that's ever been written.
    She was beautiful.
    Scratch that.
    She still is.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:05am UTC
    …Wow okay...
    I'm going to try to be as quiet as I can
    *TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE*
    Jannette's Format

  12. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:14am UTC
    A squeak on the stairs
    could santa be here?
    Better pull off my blankets and open my ears.
    Hop out of bed and pull on my sock.
    Ponytail my long curly locks.
    As I walk down the stairs I hear giggles and jingles.
    I turn around and run back up the stairs because I don't want to scare off santa and ruin the magic.
    Format by Breeze

  13. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:16am UTC
    I may be ugly but at least I don't have a selfie of me on my phones background


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. mcburns mcburns
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:31am UTC
    My new official Christmas morning schedule:Wake up at 2 A.M.Eat breakfastBrush teeth and hairGo back in my room and listen to music and be on the internet for 5 more hours


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Some people are too focused on a wonderful wedding but not a lasting marriage.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. *Princess JoJo* *Princess JoJo*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2013 10:44am UTC
    Can you relate...
    When you was little you wanted to be a disney princess and have the abilty of doing what that princess did then falling in love with a prince


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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