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Quotes added on Friday, December 20 2013

  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:37am UTC
    i do bad things basically because
    i listen to music with profanity

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:39am UTC
    i sneezed in class today
    and a guy shushed me

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:41am UTC
    i'm reading your palm and
    and it says it belongs on my butt


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:45am UTC
    if you're not pumped for the holidays
    then you're feliz navidead to me.

  6. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:48am UTC
    "Sometimes you meet someone, and it's so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or soemthing entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you're in love or you're partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. i don't know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely make sme believe in something."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 5:52am UTC
    i wanna sleep for 2 years and
    wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank and a hot boyfriend.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:00am UTC
    i blog because i didn't
    get enough attention as a child

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:02am UTC
    my self esteem is dropping faster
    than that thun thun

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:05am UTC
    i am made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:07am UTC
    if you are in the ocean and a shark
    is about to bite you point at it firmly and say "hey shark don't do that"

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:10am UTC
    when my fridge is empty, so is my heart.


  14. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:14am UTC
    *dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:18am UTC
    i have lost all motivation
    i only care about christmas.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:24am UTC
    i need someone who can go out
    and get completely wasted with me at parties one night then stay in and watcg netflix on another night.

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 6:27am UTC
    What's stopping you?

  20. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:03am UTC
    Let's be weird together.

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