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Quotes added on Friday, December 20 2013

  1. honeyblood5 honeyblood5
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:11am UTC
    So today i found out that girls expectations are too high in relationships girls want stuff that costs alot now days
    from shose to houses and cars.
    meanwhile in my room....
    me: if i had a boyfriend all i would ask for is $5 for a skin on league of legends
    i'd be such an easy girlfriend.
    too bad all the boys here are total d!cks.

  2. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 7:38am UTC
    Mom: I know that you ate all the biscuits.
    Me: I don't know what you are talking about.

  3. smilesanyways smilesanyways
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:18am UTC
    Then after the darkness of night I looked out the window and the sun was just rising like it did everymoring. I really hope lives that way too...

  4. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:20am UTC
    Idk what it is,
    But ever since Matt Smith,
    All I've been saying is:
    Back in a Mo,
    Bob's your uncle
    and all this weirdly smart stuff.
    I've even called my computer sexy...oh my jiminy cricket.
    And then bow ties. BOW TIES. BOW TIE AND A FEZ.
    Love a bow tie and a fez.
    THERE I GO AGAIN.

  5. I'm Cool.* I'm Cool.*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:24am UTC
    I won't always understand the situation.
    I won't always have something to say.
    But, I will always listen.
    I promise.

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    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:29am UTC
    ...Is it just me or does Christmas feel weird this year...?

  7. hamster_maria hamster_maria
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:35am UTC
    all my tries to have you mine were worthless...I'll just try to forget my love about you...

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:45am UTC
    but I'm not an inspration
    I am a warning sign
    I am what you don't want your kids to be

  9. hamster_maria hamster_maria
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:46am UTC
    drive my heart in to the night..you can bring the keys off in the morning..'cause I dan't wanna leave home without your love..without it.......
    listening to miley cyrus....do you know her song drive?? check it online if you don't..

  10. hamster_maria hamster_maria
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:48am UTC
    i just realized that you can put more than two tags at your quote but isn't it too boring even to put two?? :P

  11. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 8:50am UTC
    Girl 1 : I want make up for Christmas
    Girl 2 : I want clothing
    Me: I want a new minecraft skin and doctor who season 7


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  15. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:01am UTC
    I'M SO SICK
    of worrying that you're gonna quit over anything...

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:04am UTC
    WHAT IF I NEED YOU?
    Would you even try to save me?♥

  17. hamster_maria hamster_maria
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:07am UTC
    Now when i meet you in the street i won't be runing scared , i'll walk towards you and put one finger in the air..

  18. hamster_maria hamster_maria
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:11am UTC
    I'M SΟ ΑNGRY WITH YOU I WANT TO SLAP YOUR FACE AND THEN KISS IT...

  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:12am UTC
    Don't you dare make someone feel bad
    f o r l o v i n g s o m e t h i n g t h a t m a k e s t h e m h a p p y . ☮

  20. enginesGoBOOM* enginesGoBOOM*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 9:13am UTC
    Suicide doesn't end the chance of life getting worse, it eliminates the chances of ever getting better

:)

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