Quotes added on Tuesday, November 19 2013

Vinita*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 10:23am UTC

person: Why is your acne so bad?
Me:*in a sarcatic tone* because I asked God to make me this way

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 10:26am UTC

i walked into the girls bathroom today at school
and on the toilet seat
somebody wrote in pencil
m*sterbate with your finger'
like gee thanks
now i know how

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StarsareRachelBerry
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 10:34am UTC

Why I don’t like talking about the books I read.
Two girls, who are in my class, come up to me.
Girl 2: ‘’What are you reading?’’
Me: ‘’I’m reading a book about Angels and Demons.’’
Girl 1: ‘’Demons?’’
Me: ‘’Yeah, you know those who work for the devil’’
Me: ‘’And the main character fetches teeth for her demon-dad’’
Girl 1: ‘’Teeth?’’
Me: ‘’Yeah, like human teeth, but those are from corpses, and animal teeth. A few times teeth from the living.''
Me: ''It’s a really good book.’’
Classmates:
Teacher:
God:

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 10:59am UTC

& how come when I need you most
you're nowhere to be found..

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:01am UTC

& maybe i'm not as in love
with you as i thought..

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

& baby, it's not fair of you to be doing this to me again
when you know i'm wrapped around your finger..

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BittersweetMemories
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:07am UTC

please do something to show me that
the guy i fell in love with is still
alive in you somewhere..
please don't let me lose my faith in you..

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*blushes*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:14am UTC

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams
- Macklemore

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onlylettingitgo
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:18am UTC

So I'm sick of people who always complain like, she is practically counting the scars in her wrist but can't see it because you're here whining about how your parents didn't buy a saddle for your magical pony.

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lauralove
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:18am UTC

Without Dreams We Reach Nothing.
Without Love We Feel Nothing.
And Without God We ARE Nothing.

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brickbyboringbeth*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:24am UTC

you never know when you're seeing someone for the last time

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onlylettingitgo
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:27am UTC

And yeah, I finally got it.
I've finally learned
Be thankful
I've learned to be thankful that I've got food on my plate
instead of trying to avoid eating it
I've learned to be thankful that my parents don't phisically hurt me
instead of hurting myself
I've learned to be thankful someone called my pretty
instead of crying because he didn't
I've learned that it doesn't matter who cares
Because somebody does

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:38am UTC

And did you fu*k her ?
Did you kiss her ?
Did you let her hold you?

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lauralove
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:47am UTC

3 Things To Do Today
üGet Up
üSurvive
üGo to bed

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Lmirela589
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:47am UTC

I said no one can hear you...why scream?

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smalltowngirl95
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:50am UTC

Science only goes so far, then comes God

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:53am UTC

Come, lets be that lovely old couple holding hands walking through the park with an ice cream, causing tenderness to others.

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 11:54am UTC

Why did Sally drop her Ice cream cone?
SHE GOT HIT. WITH A BUS.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 12:04pm UTC

"Did you know that your grandmother was the most
beautiful woman I have ever known in this world?
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew that I would
never love another. I walked straight up to her,
took her hand, and I asked her to marry me."
"Wow. And she said yes?"
"No. No, she punched me." he smiled dreamily.
"But I swore that I would never give up."

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