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Quotes added on Tuesday, October 22 2013


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  4. Orris Orris
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 2:52am UTC
    What is more stupid than being secretly in love with someone?
    -- Being secretly in love with each other.
    nmq

  5. asexual axolotl* asexual axolotl*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:17am UTC
    It's cute and annoying
    When it's 2:58am
    And you're still on the internet
    And your cat comes
    And curls up in your lap
    But it's in the way of you
    Being able to type.

  6. Steven the Barbarian * Steven the Barbarian *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:17am UTC
    heartbroken again im done

  7. QoyotingGeet QoyotingGeet
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:18am UTC
    Demand is directly proportional to the pay you give me...

  8. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:29am UTC
    I hear your voice now you are my choice now

  9. Ouch Ouch
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:36am UTC
    I need new people in my life, new people to care for, new people to talk to, new people to laugh with and cry with, new people to build a life with.
    Talk to me?
    https://www.facebook.com/#!/dani.green.186

  10. itsmeELI itsmeELI
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:49am UTC
    its 1:47 amI'm always up this late but i NEVER have anyone to talk to :(

  11. noortycool999 noortycool999
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:52am UTC
    They ask a Philosopher how do chose your wife??
    He said:
    I don’t want too pretty so everyone will want her and
    I don’t want her too ugly so I feel bad and
    I don’t want her too tall so I pull myself up to her and
    I don’t want her too short so I lay down to her and
    I don’t want her to be too fat so I can’t be comfortable and
    I don’t want her to be too skinny that I can barely notes her and
    I don’t want her to be whit like a candle and
    I don’t want her to be black like a ghost and
    I don’t want her to be so stupid or so smart so we have a fight and
    I don’t want her to be so rich and say: that’s my money and
    I don’t want her to be so poor and my kids starve.
    PS: they say that the man is dead ALONE

  12. itsmeELI itsmeELI
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 4:58am UTC
    and then she said..
    stay the night with me..

  13. CallMeK CallMeK
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:03am UTC
    “Smart girls are the overthinkers, the insecure ones, the different ones.
    They know what the real world is like. They analyze every little thing in life.
    Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night trying
    to think about every possible situation to get through all the problems.
    They think too much. They trust fewer people. Their insecurity proves
    their respect toward themselves. Of course they try to live away from
    a drama-filled life. Smart girls know their worth. Now those are the
    ones worth keeping by your side.”
    - Unknown

  14. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:32am UTC
    ►Just A Game of Tag,►
    I chased him,
    He chased me,
    But, neither of us knew.
    I caught him,
    He caught me,
    But, neither of us knew.
    I screamed "Tag!"
    He yelled back.
    But, neither of us knew.
    I fell down,
    He ran fast,
    One of us knew,
    I called for help,
    He skipped the rocks,
    One of us knew,
    I shed my tears,
    He drank some beer,
    One of us knew,
    He wasn't the one for me.

  15. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 5:39am UTC
    And never forget:
    not even Quentin Tarantino could top the originals of our bedtime stories

  16. Night_Skater Night_Skater
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:18am UTC
    Good Morning Beautiful < 3

  17. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:20am UTC
    Sweetie, I might
    follow back, but the unfollow button is there for me too.

  18. sophieeee sophieeee
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:20am UTC
    Things to do today:
    1. get up
    2. survive
    3. go back to bed

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:25am UTC
    Perks of being a witty famous
    you get faves

  20. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 6:40am UTC
    SMILE
    please

:)

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