Quotes added on Saturday, August 17 2013

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:04am UTC

Okay, so I'm allergic to walnuts. One time at lunch, this girl (who I really
don't like) gave me a brownie with nuts. I asked if the nuts were walnuts and she said that the were almonds. So, me being stupid, I put the brownie in my moth. My friends and I realized that it was walnuts in the brownie so we started yelling at the girl to get me a napkin so I could spit it out. She walked as slow as she could to get a napkin, stopped to talk to a friend on the way there, stopped to talk to a friend on the way back, and basically the whole ordeal took about 10 minutes.
And that's the story of how I almost died my freshman year.

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ellybear
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August 17, 2013 12:10am UTC

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second because if you really loved the first you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

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*Dirtbag*
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August 17, 2013 12:11am UTC

Being In Love with your Fridge is safer than having s^x with condoms its a fact...
Well According to Me

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:17am UTC

Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
-Irrinni

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:18am UTC

i start school on monday
and i feel like im
getting sick&&
im gonna get my period soon.
YAY!

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:19am UTC

I am just fine.
I'm a daughter hiding her depression.
I'm your sister making a good impression.
I'm a friend acting like I'm fine.
I'm a teenager pushing her tears aside.
I'm the girl sitting next to you.
I'm the one asking you to care.
I'm your best friend hoping you'll be there.

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ellybear
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:19am UTC

yoga pants. big hoodies. leggings. uggs. football games. haunted houses. hay rides. halloween. scary movies. fall.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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dezaraelynn
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:25am UTC

So he broke up with me because he wanted to chill with other girls at the fair instead of me.

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SarahLee3494
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:26am UTC

Chuck Norris shaved his beard and now he looks old. There is only one logical explanation for this: The beard held his immortality.

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*mysterious.mah*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:28am UTC

To our haters:
F*CK YOU.

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baatmangirl05
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:29am UTC

When you grow up your heart dies

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:39am UTC

A ship in port is safe
but that's not what ships
are built for.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SarahLee3494
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:47am UTC

Now a days, discussing music is like discussing religion. If people find out you don't the music they listen to, they try to convince you that that genre is the right on and your music is wrong. Its like they're trying to convert you. Just let me listen to my music that "yells at me" and leave me alone.

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xoprettylittlesmileox
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:47am UTC

when you're best friend backstabs you & talks to the guy you like. :/

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erinstaley
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:53am UTC

We're growing closer. Just like we used to be.
I love being this CLOSE...

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 12:57am UTC

One of the greatest feelings in the world
Is when you're driving smoothly on the highway, and you look to the other side of the road and the other side is stuck in a traffic jam.

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erinstaley
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 1:05am UTC

It seems now that there are many ways of living. Stupidity, jealousy, and immaturity are very common. I want a friend who is not Stupid, jealous, nor immature. I want a friend who is intelligent, gladful, and mature.
Just kidding. Why would I want a mature friend? I love my friends! :)

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TheFaultInOurStars
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 1:07am UTC

"some infinities are bigger
than other infinities. "

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