Quotes added on Monday, July 8 2013

goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:03am UTC

*sees small children gossiping about one direction*
*screams at sky in horror*

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2w4r6y8i0p
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 1:05am UTC

When I'm with you,
I forget everything that I was upset about.
But once you leave, I realize you were the reason I was
u p s e t i n t h e f i r s t p l a c e .

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goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:06am UTC

*sees bear* omfg a bear wow thats so cool
*sees spider* KILL IT BEFORE IT USES ITS POWERS ON US

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beautifulhomicide
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July 8, 2013 1:07am UTC

Isn't it ironic?
The things we do
To feel alive
Are things that can
Kill us

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goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:08am UTC

What would you do if you had four hands?
I would slap you with four hands all at once for asking such a stupid question

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goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:11am UTC

*Friday the 13th*
Me: *sees white cat*
Me: ITS JUST A BLACK CAT TRYING TO HIDE ITS IDENTIDY MAKE A RUN FOR IT

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goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:14am UTC

If people were online websites who would be witty?
Steve.

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hear_me_roar
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 1:14am UTC

I love having a clean room but I hate cleaning it
do you see my problem

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goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:17am UTC

The most horrible thing you can say while doing it is "Alfred.."

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 1:20am UTC

What did one book say to the other book?
I just wanted to see if we were on the same page
ohh what now ba dum pshh

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NeonGirl098
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 1:22am UTC

That awkward moment when
You realise these things were never awkward in the first place

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 1:22am UTC

I wonder what would happen if
people made the "i love boobies" bracelets produce wifi that would be amazing

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lovelyalize
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July 8, 2013 1:23am UTC

How can you say you love someone . But not be there for them ?

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hayleygurl240
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July 8, 2013 1:24am UTC

Somethings I just want to die..
To see what the after world would be like;
What all those young teenagers, and little kids go to...

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goawayanthony*
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July 8, 2013 1:24am UTC

my teachers judge me all the time
FOR EXAMPLE HOW I DO MY MATH HOMEWORK IS THAT ANY OF YOUR BUISNESS NOOO

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sercrets101
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 1:25am UTC

I shouldn't love you but I want
I cant move but I can look away

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sercrets101
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July 8, 2013 1:27am UTC

Music IS my escape
Music IS my world
Music IS my life

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BittersweetMemories
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July 8, 2013 1:29am UTC

& even through everything i've been through in the past 4 years, i'm proud to say that my younger self would be proud of who i became and what i've overcome<3

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Vanessa15*
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July 8, 2013 1:33am UTC

We do it for just that one person, and they dont even notice.

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sophlesxxx123
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July 8, 2013 1:35am UTC

if i were british id never shut up

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