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Quotes added on Friday, June 28 2013

  1. LifesMyMuse LifesMyMuse
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:55am UTC
    But when it came to love,
    We were not good enough . . .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:56am UTC
    Goals on witty:
    Get over 100 favorites on a quote,
    Get over 100 followers,
    Become wittyfamous.
    What I have achieved:
    Drinking four cups of cappucino.

  4. LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 12:57am UTC
    With a million fish in the sea I only need to find 1
    and I found you Your My Nemo<3


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. perksofhaley perksofhaley
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:06am UTC
    Hello, My name is:
    Jake From State Farm

  8. SavannahBaNaNas2216327 SavannahBaNaNas2216327
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:07am UTC
    Noooooooooooooooooo

  9. changed changed
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:08am UTC
    Gone
    Chapter 2
    “Okay, Colton what`s going on? You are acting so weird today.”
    “Don`t worry about it, I’m fine Mary, just do your homework.”
    “Eleven years and that’s all you`re gunna give me “fine”? Well you no what fine I don`t want to know.”
    “ Mary you just don`t understand, I have to go.”
    Colton got up and left before I could say anything. I was sitting in our booth all alone.
    What was going on that was so big he couldn`t tell me. We tell each other
    every thing, I was even the first to know about his parents divorce. I knew before Kyle,
    Colton’s brother. Something must be really wrong and I’m going to
    find out. Maybe Colton is just nervous for the first day of school tomorrow.
    Although were in eleventh grade and we have been going to Leary Falls High
    for two years now, so there`s really nothing to worry about.
    ***
    “Hey Sarah! Have you seen Colton today?”
    “ Nope, they called his name in homeroom and he wasn`t here.
    But did you have a good summer?”
    “Uh, yeah it was great but I have to go, ill talk to you later. Bye Sarah. ”
    Colton missing the first day of school, he seemed fine yesterday.
    What could possibly be more important then the first day of school? Bedsides
    Colton has had perfect attendance since the beginning of ninth grade, he wouldn`t
    even miss a day of school if he was truly sick. Where is he?
    I really don`t understand what`s going on and why he can`t tell me.
    Maybe he just caught the throw up thing and it was necessary for him to stay home.
    I`ll call him after school and figure every thing out.

  10. ImStillHere721 ImStillHere721
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:08am UTC
    Her wings are broken. An angel glued to the ground. Never ment to fly again.

  11. somenightsx somenightsx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:10am UTC
    ALL I WANT IS THE ABILITY TO
    TAKE A CHANCE WITHOUT
    SECOND GUESSING THE
    CONSEQUENCES.

  12. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:12am UTC
    No chance, no way, I won't say it, no no
    ((You swoon, you sigh
    Why deny it, uh oh))
    It's too...cliché
    I won't say I'm in love

  13. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:14am UTC
    *Playing truth or dare with my cousin.*
    My cousin: nibble on a raw potato.
    Me: *starts nibbling my arm*
    My cousin: What are you doing?
    Me: You told me to nibble on a raw potato..
    My cousin: you're not a potato.
    Me: yes I am! You just don't understand!
    Yes, I'm awkward..


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  15. Thegirlthatwasbroken Thegirlthatwasbroken
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:17am UTC
    im
    so
    done

  16. ImStillHere721 ImStillHere721
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:21am UTC
    SMILE!

  17. sleepinginmemories* sleepinginmemories*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:22am UTC
    A three year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.
    "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks.
    "I'm having a baby," she replies.
    "Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks with wide eyes.
    "Yes, it is." she says.
    "Is it a good baby?" he asks, with a puzzled look.
    "Oh, yes. A really good baby." the lady replies.
    Shocked and surprised, he asks, "Then why did you eat him?"

  18. xxGossipGirlxx xxGossipGirlxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:22am UTC
    Gossip Girl here,
    Miss me? Don't lie. I know you did. But don't worry, I missed you too...that's why I'm back obviously. When I left there was no drama. How boring right? So there better be some girls clawing their way to the top. Or better yet, some girls fighting to keep them down. I'll be here...waiting.
    You know you love me,
    xoxo Gossip Girl
    If anyone has any gossip comment on my profile. I'll be sure to delete them after I get them.

  19. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:28am UTC
    A person once told me that i need friend who are as f**ked up beyind recognition as i am, he later informed me that he had lied to me about me being pretty and that he wanted me to help him hook up with my best friend....... and people wonder why i have self esteem issues

  20. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 1:29am UTC
    But thick as you are, pay attention
    My words are a matter of pride
    It's clear from your vacant expressions
    The lights are not all on upstairs

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